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“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
“Money does buy happiness. And I'm healthy already.”
“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.”
“You squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth, or you're going downtown!”
“Face it ladies, I'm older and I have more insurance.”
“I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.”
“People don’t turn down money! It’s what separates us from the animals.”
“The odd thing is that we not only accept the tyranny of the dollar, the tyranny of the marketplace, we embrace it. We gladly throw the yoke of the tyranny of the dollar on and live by it our whole lives. I think of an analogy as a workhorse. The workhorse that is willing to work itself to death, and then be put out to pasture. And that’s what...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Money is not life's report card. Being successful doesn't mean anything in and of itself. It just means that you're successful. But that doesn't mean that you're happy.”
“The cops are like butchers, always got their thumbs on the scales, but good luck arguing that in court. Let me get down to brass tacks: I'm gonna get you a second phone call. You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader and they're gonna deliver me a check for $4,650. I'm gonna write that down on the...” (continue)(continue reading)
“They say money can't buy happiness, darlings! But it does allow you to give it away!”
“- Winston Churchill: Do I have your, uh, permission, uh, to send, uh, an aircraft carrier to pick up the P-40 fighter planes we purchased from you? Mr. President?
- President Roosevelt: Well, you-you've got me there again. New law preventing transshipment of military equipment.
- Winston Churchill: Uh, but we paid for them. We-we paid for them...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Greta: Mr. Reede, several years ago a friend of mine had a burglar on her roof, a burglar. He fell through the kitchen skylight, landed on a cutting board, on a butcher's knife, cutting his leg. The burglar sued my friend, he sued my friend. And because of guys like you he won. My friend had to pay the burglar $6,000. Is that justice?
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“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”
“Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!”