Money quotes

“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”
Robin Williams

“Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.”
Marilyn Monroe

“Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.”
John Hardwick

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turner

“Money does buy happiness. And I'm healthy already.”
Mel Brooks

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.”
Woody Allen

“I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”
John Barrymore

“When people say they want to be rich and famous, just try rich and see if that doesn't get most of it for you.”
Bill Murray

“The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.”
Marlon Brando

“I've done the most unutterable rubbish, all because of money. I didn't need it . . . the lure of the zeros was simply too great.”
Richard Burton

“Money, money, money. Everyone has to have managers and accountants. The entourages now! Bogie never had anyone.”
Lauren Bacall On Humphrey Bogart

“Money doesn't make you happy. I have $50 million, but I was just as happy as when I had $48 million.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger

“You got your rich dilettante square-ass who dabbles now and then and always has enough money to run off to the Riviera if he feels he's fucking around to the danger point. Street junkies hate these pricks, but they're always suckers, and their money makes them tolerable. Then you got your upper-middle-class Westchester preppies... same as the...” (continue) (continue reading)

Leonardo DiCaprio - Jim Carroll

“- Nick Rael: Hey, what are you doing? You can't buy bullets with foodstamps grandpa.
- Amarante Cordova: It's the same as money.”
Tony Genaro - Nick Rael
Carlos Riquelme - Amarante Cordova

“If you try and make this job about the money, you'll be nothing but miserable, 'cause we don't get the money - never have, never will.”

Robert Duvall - Bernie White

“I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.”
Victor Rasuk - Tony

“When I write, I make decent money doing it, but I don't wake up dreaming about writing.”
Grant Heslov

“- Bill: Okay, a little ethics. You are walking down the street. You find a suitcase full of money. There's nobody around. No human person is in evidence. What do you do? A You keep the money. B You use it to buy gifts for your friends and your loved ones. C You give it to the poor. D You turn it into the police.
- Kim: That is really stupid.
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Alan Arkin - Bill
Winona Ryder - Kim
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Robert Oliveri - Kevin

“Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.”
Alan Arkin - Bill

“If I found a man who had 15 million dollars, would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.”

Bette Davis

“I love the fame and the money and the power. You have to keep working to have that.”
Steve Guttenberg

“I started off as a journalist when I was young and I did not get paid unless I wrote three stories a day.”
Ryan Murphy

“I lost a year or two in there, trying to get films financed that I didn't know would never get financing.”
Richard Linklater

“We’re gonna get Gabriel Martin Lorea. Head of one of the biggest drug cartels. I’ve got estimates he’s got over 75 million dollars in cash.”
Oscar Isaac - Santiago 'Pope' Garcia