Money quotes

“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”
Robin Williams

“Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.”
Marilyn Monroe

“Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.”
John Hardwick

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turner

“Money does buy happiness. And I'm healthy already.”
Mel Brooks

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.”
Woody Allen

“I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”
John Barrymore

“When people say they want to be rich and famous, just try rich and see if that doesn't get most of it for you.”
Bill Murray

“The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.”
Marlon Brando

“I've done the most unutterable rubbish, all because of money. I didn't need it . . . the lure of the zeros was simply too great.”
Richard Burton

“Money, money, money. Everyone has to have managers and accountants. The entourages now! Bogie never had anyone.”
Lauren Bacall On Humphrey Bogart

“Money doesn't make you happy. I have $50 million, but I was just as happy as when I had $48 million.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger

“If you try and make this job about the money, you'll be nothing but miserable, 'cause we don't get the money - never have, never will.”

Robert Duvall - Bernie White

“I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.”
Victor Rasuk - Tony

“When I write, I make decent money doing it, but I don't wake up dreaming about writing.”
Grant Heslov

“If I found a man who had 15 million dollars, would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.”

Bette Davis

“I love the fame and the money and the power. You have to keep working to have that.”
Steve Guttenberg

“I started off as a journalist when I was young and I did not get paid unless I wrote three stories a day.”
Ryan Murphy

“I lost a year or two in there, trying to get films financed that I didn't know would never get financing.”
Richard Linklater

“I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.”
Harry Anderson

“- Freddie Mercury: ...You've got families, children, wives. What have I got?
- John Deacon: You've got $4 million. Perhaps you can buy yourself a family.”
Rami Malek - Freddie Mercury
Joseph Mazzello - John Deacon

“They say money can't buy happiness, darlings! But it does allow you to give it away!”
Rami Malek - Freddie Mercury

“- Nick Palestro: For a buck, you'd double-cross your own mother.
- Skinner: Why not? She'd do the same to me.”
Marc Lawrence - Nick Palestro
Mickey Knox - Skinner

“No amount of money ever bought a second of time.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark