Money quotes

“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”
Robin Williams

“Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.”
Marilyn Monroe

“Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.”
John Hardwick

“I played professional level sports. When you're playing for money, it's a whole other level.”
Kurt Russell

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turner

“Money does buy happiness. And I'm healthy already.”
Mel Brooks

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.”
Woody Allen

“You squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth, or you're going downtown!”
Gailard Sartain - Bimbeau

“Face it ladies, I'm older and I have more insurance.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch

“I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“People don’t turn down money! It’s what separates us from the animals.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld

“The odd thing is that we not only accept the tyranny of the dollar, the tyranny of the marketplace, we embrace it. We gladly throw the yoke of the tyranny of the dollar on and live by it our whole lives. I think of an analogy as a workhorse. The workhorse that is willing to work itself to death, and then be put out to pasture. And that’s what...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bob Wells - Bob

“- Ki-taek: Rich people are naive. No resentments. No creases on them.
- Chung-sook, Ki-taek's wife: It all gets ironed out. Money is an iron. Those creases all get smoothed out by money.”
Kang-ho Song - Kim Ki-taek
Hye-jin Jang - Kim Chung-sook

“Money is not life's report card. Being successful doesn't mean anything in and of itself. It just means that you're successful. But that doesn't mean that you're happy.”
Laurie Metcalf - Marion McPherson

“The cops are like butchers, always got their thumbs on the scales, but good luck arguing that in court. Let me get down to brass tacks: I'm gonna get you a second phone call. You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader and they're gonna deliver me a check for $4,650. I'm gonna write that down on the...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bob Odenkirk - Saul Goodman

“We’re gonna get Gabriel Martin Lorea. Head of one of the biggest drug cartels. I’ve got estimates he’s got over 75 million dollars in cash.”
Oscar Isaac - Santiago 'Pope' Garcia

“They say money can't buy happiness, darlings! But it does allow you to give it away!”
Rami Malek - Freddie Mercury

“- Winston Churchill: Do I have your, uh, permission, uh, to send, uh, an aircraft carrier to pick up the P-40 fighter planes we purchased from you? Mr. President?
- President Roosevelt: Well, you-you've got me there again. New law preventing transshipment of military equipment.
- Winston Churchill: Uh, but we paid for them. We-we paid for them...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gary Leonard Oldman - Winston Churchill
David Strathairn - President Roosevelt

“Stardom equals financial success and financial success equals security.”
Steve McQueen

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”
John Barrymore

“Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!”

J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson

“When people say they want to be rich and famous, just try rich and see if that doesn't get most of it for you.”
Bill Murray

“The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.”
Marlon Brando

“I've done the most unutterable rubbish, all because of money. I didn't need it... the lure of the zeros was simply too great.”
Richard Burton

“I must have gone through $10 million during my career. Part of the loot went for gambling, part for horses, and part for women. The rest I spent foolishly.
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George Raft