Money quotes

“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”
Robin Williams

“Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.”
Marilyn Monroe

“Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.”
John Hardwick

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turner

“Money does buy happiness. And I'm healthy already.”
Mel Brooks

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.”
Woody Allen

“You squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth, or you're going downtown!”
Gailard Sartain - Bimbeau

“I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“We’re gonna get Gabriel Martin Lorea. Head of one of the biggest drug cartels. I’ve got estimates he’s got over 75 million dollars in cash.”
Oscar Isaac - Santiago 'Pope' Garcia

“They say money can't buy happiness, darlings! But it does allow you to give it away!”
Rami Malek - Freddie Mercury

“Stardom equals financial success and financial success equals security.”
Steve McQueen

“Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?”
John Barrymore

“Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!”

J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson

“When people say they want to be rich and famous, just try rich and see if that doesn't get most of it for you.”
Bill Murray

“The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money.”
Marlon Brando

“I've done the most unutterable rubbish, all because of money. I didn't need it . . . the lure of the zeros was simply too great.”
Richard Burton

“Money, money, money. Everyone has to have managers and accountants. The entourages now! Bogie never had anyone.”
Lauren Bacall On Humphrey Bogart

“Money doesn't make you happy. I have $50 million, but I was just as happy as when I had $48 million.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger

“If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.”

Lisa Kudrow - Phoebe Buffay

“You got your rich dilettante square-ass who dabbles now and then and always has enough money to run off to the Riviera if he feels he's fucking around to the danger point. Street junkies hate these pricks, but they're always suckers, and their money makes them tolerable. Then you got your upper-middle-class Westchester preppies... same as the...” (continue) (continue reading)

Leonardo DiCaprio - Jim Carroll

“- Nick Rael: Hey, what are you doing? You can't buy bullets with foodstamps grandpa.
- Amarante Cordova: It's the same as money.”
Tony Genaro - Nick Rael
Carlos Riquelme - Amarante Cordova

“- Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton: I know you out of money by now, Cleo. Now what you going to do?
- Cleopatra 'Cleo' Sims: Rob another goddamn bank! What the fuck is ya'll thinkin?”
Vivica A. Fox - Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton
Queen Latifah - Cleopatra 'Cleo' Sims

“What's the good of having all that money if you're never gonna spend it?”

Haley Joel Osment - Walter

“If you try and make this job about the money, you'll be nothing but miserable, 'cause we don't get the money - never have, never will.”

Robert Duvall - Bernie White

“- Mall Santa: That'll be three hundred.
- Howard Langston: Dollars?
- Mall Santa: No, chocolate kisses; yes, dollars!
- Howard Langston: I can't believe this, whatever happened to your lofty ideas huh? I though you're doing all this for the kids.
- Mall Santa: Well sure, but I don't see why we can't pick up a little loose change in the process.”

Jim Belushi - Mall Santa
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston