“Wait a minute... Do we have time for... a movie montage?”

Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“Every since I was a little boy, dressing up has always been my greatest joy. But when it's time to be discreet, there's one thing you just can't beat and that's a strapless, backless classical little black dress.”

Richard O'Brien - Dr. Cosmo McKinley

“That's more than a dress. That's an Audrey Hepburn movie.”

Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire

“You've taken all the joy out of life. I was all through with this kind of stuff. I mean, I knew I'd never have it - but there was no envy in my heart.”

Veronica Lake - The Girl

“I am here to spread Joy, tell me when you find her.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Wally Sparks