Christina Applegate quotes
“- Debbie Griswold: We're covered in human waste.
- Rusty Griswold: Come on, sweetheart, we don't know that it's human.”
“- Christina, Courtney: Jane! Janeyy!
- Jane: Sorry you guys, I'm really busy and...
- Christina, Courtney: Hey, wait, Jane
- Christina, Courtney: [singing] Do you like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain...?
- Jane: ...Shit!”
“- Christina: You know when I was 22, my breasts were up here, nice and perky, but gravity has taken them. It's like 22, 28, 22, 28, 22...
- Courtney: Buy some new ones!”
“Honey, did you know that the women of my lineage are all lionhearted?”
“- Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
- Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.”
“Wait a minute... Do we have time for... a movie montage?”
“Hey Chris it's Courtney. I'm just checking in to see if you're listening to your messages, because if you are listening to your messages, it means you were too chicken shit to hook up with Peter, which therefore means you are a loser! you are a loser!”
“- Courtney: What's up?
- Leather coat guy: Nothing, what's up with you?
- Courtney: Nothing...what's up with you?
- Leather coat guy: Nothing, what's up with you.
- Courtney: Nothing...”
“- Courtney: Maybe it's you. Did somethin' crawl up your poonani?
- Christina: Hey! I have never had any complaints in the poonani odor department!
- Courtney: Yeah! Well neither have I, okay!
- Christina: High five on the clean poonani!
- Courtney: [gives high five] Bitch!”
“- Jane: He dumped me....Kevin dumped meeee!
- Christina: Oh sweetie...
- Jane: A day before our one year anniversary...
- Christina: Well you know, he's probably just going through a rough stage.
- Courtney: Yeah, he'll call you tomorrow..that phone is going to be ringing.
- Jane: Noooo!! He said he's been wanting this for six months and...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Courage is my creed.”
These are..."The Days Of Our Lives"!
“Oh, you know, the usual. Defending the rights of my broken hearted clients and try to squeeze every single penny out of their miserable cheating spouses.”
“- Courtney: You are soooooo Bajigety.
- Christina: I’ am not Bajigety.”
“- Courtney: Oooh, leather coat guy is looking kinda cute... Shot gun!
- Christina: Cheater...”
“- Christina: Girl I’ve been shaking my ass all the way up this hill.
- Courtney: What Track?
- Christina: Track three!
- Courtney: Hootchaaaaaa! ”
“- Rose Lindsey: Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?
- Swell: No, I've never been to Santa Barbara.”
“- Christina: Ew! What is that?
- Courtney: What is what?
- Christina: You don't smell that?
- Courtney: Smell what? I don't smell anything.
- Christina: Oh Jesus! You're used to it, and that's, that's what's really scary!
- Courtney: I don't smell anything!
- Christina: It smells like moldy ass is what it smells like in here!
- Courtney: Wait a...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.”