Clothes quotes

All I want fo Christmas is 2 fat bicthes with a name belt that say "glitter" on it.
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Radio: This is Radio. What pants do I put on?
- Coach: Just grab something...
- Radio: How 'bout this one?
- Coach: Those look fine Radio.”

Cuba Gooding Jr. - Radio
Ed Harris - Coach Jones

“- Susan Cooper: Where'd you get a suit?
- Rick Ford: I fucking made it, didn't I?”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper
Jason Statham - Rick Ford

“- Enrique: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.
- Elle Woods: These aren't last season!
[looks down, gasps, runs back into court room]
- Elle Woods: He's gay! Enrique is gay!”

Greg Serano - Enrique
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Marisa Ventura: I can't try on her clothes!
- Stephanie Kehoe: They're not hers. They're not Dolce's. Technically, they've been abandoned. Oh, let's not let them hear us.
- Marisa Ventura: Who, the clothes?
- Stephanie Kehoe: Marisa Ave Maria Ventura... When are you and I ever get to try on a five thousand dollar anything? Come on, feel how...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura
Marissa Matrone - Stephanie Kehoe

“This is beautiful. What is that? Velvet?”

Eddie Murphy - Saul

“To me a corset is like a codfish.”
Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland

“Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!”

Andrew Garfield - Eduardo Saverin

“In case you aren't familiar with this particular item, it goes around your neck. Like a, um, dog collar. Chop, chop!”

Mark L. Taylor - Mr. Fulton

“The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher

“- Gang Leader: Give me the purse, ciego!
- Nick Parker: Are you sure it goes with your dress?”

Paul James Vasquez - Gang Leader
Rutger Hauer - Nick Parker

“Real witches dress in ordinary clothes, and look very much like ordinary women. They live in ordinary houses, and they work in ordinary jobs.”
Mai Elizabeth Zetterling - Helga

“If you were wearing a skirt right now, I'd be in heaven.”

Andrew Keegan - Zack Dell

“- Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on, you think they're ok? Oh!
- Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... bam! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody...” (continue)(continue reading)

Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito

“- Mickey: Why do you have to wear that stinkin' sweatsuit?
- Rocky Balboa: It brings me luck, you know?
- Mickey: Brings you luck! I'll tell you what it brings, it brings flies!”
Burgess Meredith - Mickey
Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Red Queen: What happened to your clothes?
- Alice: I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So, I've come to you hoping you might understand what it's like.
- Red Queen: My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome in my court. Someone find her some clothes, use the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Helena Bonham Carter - Red Queen
Mia Wasikowska - Alice in Wondeland

“Never touch my tuxedo.”
Jason Isaacs - Clark Devlin

“- Chubbs: Thanks for dressing up.
- Happy Gilmore: If saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.”

Carl Weathers - Chubbs
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“ I don't trust him. Who wears socks with no shoes?”
Justin Timberlake - Branch

“This dress code thing may seem like whatever to you, it may seem like whatever to all of you. But I’d say it’s another way to control women. And if you’re doing nothing, then you’re part of the problem. ”
Sabrina Haskett - Kaitlynn

“I don’t know if that is a noun, a verb, or an adjective describing my outfit.”
John Malkovich - Dr. Adrian Mallory

“It would be nice to be with a man who wants to know what’s underneath my cardigan. FYI, it’s another cardigan.”
Mayim Bialik - Amy Farrah Fowler

“Not really a great outfit for work unless something opens up in the hookers and whores department.”
Kaley Cuoco - Penny

“The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don’t work.”
Hannah Simone - Cece Parekh

“I have no socks left around these holes.”
Albert Rémy - Julien Doinel