“A girl phoned me the other day and said Come on over there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.”
Rodney Dangerfield movie quotes
- Name
- Rodney
- Last name
- Dangerfield
- Born
- November 22, 1921 in Babylon
- Died
- October 5, 2004 in Los Angeles
- Gender
- male
- Nationality
- North American
- Profession
- actor
- Zodiac sign
- Scorpio
Rodney Dangerfield movie quotes, phrases and lines
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“I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
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“We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.”
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“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
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“- Lucifer: I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.
- Dan Marino: C'mon, man, I'm just asking, let me win one Superbowl.
- Lucifer: In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.
- Dan Marino: You did it for Namath.
- Lucifer: Yeah, but Joe was...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with.”
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“- Bartender: You ought to get out there and start dating again.
- Chester Lee: You go out there, what do you meet? You meet girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls.
- Bartender: Well, you know what they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea if you got the right bait.
- Chester Lee: Yeah. The trouble is, my hook ain't what it...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.”
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“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
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“I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.”
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“My mother had morning sickness after I was born.”
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“When I was born the doctor took one look at my face... turned me over and said. Look... twins!”
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“And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!”
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“- Saleslady: May I help you?
- Monty Capuletti: No, we're just browsing.
- Saleslady: How long do you intend to browse?
- Monty Capuletti: That lady over there, you didn't ask her how long she's going to browse.
- Saleslady: You don't look like browsers.
- Nicky Cerone: Yeah, what do browsers look like?
- Monty Capuletti: Yeah, maybe I'm half...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Ty Webb: I don't play golf, for money, against people.
- Al Czervik: What are you, religious or something?
- Ty Webb: You might say that.”
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“I dressed her son up like a girl, and invited him to play with me.”
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“When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw you peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'ok'?”
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“The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family.”
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“She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.”
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“Life is just a bowl of pits.”
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