- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: There it is, darling. Your new home. The House of Hfuhruhurr.
- Dolores: What are those assholes doing on the porch?
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced "azaleas".
Misunderstanding quotes
324 misunderstanding quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“My greatest fear is to be misunderstood.”
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“- Mike Hammersmith: What's that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?
- Kevin O'Shea: That's no cheerleader, that's my niece Becky. She's pissed.”
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- Dudley Laywicker: Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.
- Dudley's Mother: You're going to be late, dear?
- Dudley Laywicker: Not “late”, mother, “laid”. The past participle of the verb “to lay”. Mother, I am going to screw someone.
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- Whitney: Listen to me.
- Natalie: What?
- Whitney: You’re friendzoning Josh.
- Natalie: No, I’m not. No. No, no, no. No, Josh doesn’t like me like that.
- Whitney: You sure about that?
- Natalie: Yeah, I’m sure. Do you know how many times a day I catch him gawking at that half-dressed model out there? You know, she’s like, “Ooh. Look, I’m so... (continue) (continue reading)
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“I understand that the three of you think you are superhuman. That you don't think you are normal. You've convinced yourselves you have extraordinary gifts, like something out of a comic book. I am here to discuss the possibility that you are mistaken.”
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“- Gord Brody: I'm looking for a David Davidson.
- Woman - Restaurant: I'm a woman.
- Gord Brody: Did I ask what sex you are?
- Woman - Restaurant: No.
- Gord Brody: Did I ask if you were David Davidson?
- Woman - Restaurant: My name is Cheryl.”
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- The Old Man Parker: Aaah! "Fra-gee-leh!". It must be Italian!
- Mother Parker: Uh, I think that says fragile, honey.
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“In Sri Lanka when you fall and you hurt yourself, you smile. Here, if you smile too much, people think that you don't understand them or that you're mocking them.”
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“Everything we know about you guys is wrong.”
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“That is one messed up looking dog.”
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“- Chloe Beale: I will do whoever it takes in order for us to get back to the top.
- Fat Amy: You mean whatever it takes.
- Chloe Beale: Yeah, I'll do that too.”
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“- Valentina: Please accept my apologies.
- Derek Zoolander: None taken.”
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“- Jake: It's a hotdog.
- Roland: Savages. What breed?”
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“- Officer Lucas White: I almost beat you.
- Vin Serento: You can't even beat yourself.
- Officer Lucas White: I've been beating myself since junior high.”
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“- Ted: I'm not comfortable with this, and I want this out of Hardbodies. We're running a gym here. God.
- Chad Feldheimer: Manolo, you didn't find this.
- Manolo: I found it on the floor there.
- Chad Feldheimer: Yeah, I know, but...
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“So... I once told your predecessor that she was nothing but a combination of ones and zeroes. I was wrong. She was much more than that.”
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“- Virgil Cole: [showing him fabric samples] Tell her she can pick whichever one she likes. You know, I'm kind of partial to this one here, but look. Look at that. You can see right through it.
- Everett Hitch: Kind of small for curtains, aren't they?”
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“- Lt. Serdman: I'd say you picked the wrong store to rob this time, pal.
- Franklin Laszlo: Excuse me, Lieutenant but I am not robbing this store.
- Lt. Serdman: I suppose that's a bag of donuts you got there right?
- Franklin Laszlo: They don't even serve donuts here, you should know that, you're a cop.”
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“- Darius Kinkaid: You know, when life gives you shit, you make Kool-Aid.
- Michael Bryce: That's not really how that expression works.
- Darius Kinkaid: That's the beauty of that motherfucker: life.
- Michael Bryce: Ah. Yeah, well, life, I mean... life doesn't usually give you shit and then turn into a beverage.”
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