“In my country, for violating sacred beast you get beaten to death with bamboo stick.”
Zahf Paroo - Asian Man

“I was tortured once, I didn't like it. You know what the really fucked up part was? They tore out my left nut. That really turned me off to the whole thing.”
Víctor Carpinteiro - Left Nut

“People really should learn to keep their hands to themselves.”

Brian Krause - Charles Brady

“- Mother Superior: I am your Mother Superior, and I raised you from a child! I order you to put that weapon down and take your punishment!
- Ricky Caldwell: No more punishment.
- Mother Superior: You are being very, very naughty!
- Ricky Caldwell: Naughty this!”

Jean Miller - Mother Superior
Eric Freeman - Ricky Caldwell

“- Shep Ramsey: You're gonna pound my face. Break every bone in my body. Then you're gonna drag me across a gravel road and feed my remains to a warthog. Is that about right?
- Deak: What are you nuts? This is the '90s. We're gonna sue you.”
Hulk Hogan - Shep Ramsey
Dennis Burkley - Deak