“Because of your thoughtlessness, we've missed the field trip lunch at McDonald's - which the students on the other buses are now enjoying. We will return to school, for a cold lunch. In the cafeteria.”
Punishment quotes
219 punishment quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“- Baby: Oh, you shouldn't have done that!
- Mary Knowles: Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it?
- Baby: I'll do something, motherfucker… I’ll fucking cut your tits off and shove them down your throat!” -
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“All I'm saying, Reggie, dear, is I have lived in the grip of vice and pleasure. It was wrong and I have paid. Perhaps the slate is wiped clean, perhaps it is not, who knows? At any rate, I am now ready to return to life.”
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“A toast? Yeah. To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and - Oh! Oh, my personal favorite - and had their entrails cut out and burned! So... Here's to the men who did what was considered wrong, in order to do what...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“Okay, God, just... I want you to look down on these girls here. They're like little flowers, and the rain you send 'em gutta be gentle and sweet. We come to you today, and we ask you to just... help 'em - help us grab this pageant by the balls and rip 'em off! I mean, if those judges don't like us, then screw 'em. These girls here - they're...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“My father would've kicked the living crap out of me if I ended up where you are now, Junior.”
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“Do not think that all sins go unpaid in this life, Montrose.”
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“Like cutting Tolstoy's beard so he wouldn't write any revolutionary novels.
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“- Larry: What's that for?
- Curly: We didn't do nothing!
- Moe: That's in case you do when I'm not around.” -
“In my country, for violating sacred beast you get beaten to death with bamboo stick.”
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“- Tillaver : How does a week in the hole sound?
- The Djinn: A week, is that the best you got? I was once in a hole for 3000 years, this should be a breeze.” -
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“- Connor: Destroy all that which is evil.
- Murphy: So that which is good may flourish.”
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“Death is a release, not a punishment.”
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“If you ever embarrass me like that again I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again.”
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“- Camp Counselor: Why are you doing this?
- Pamela Voorhees: You need to be punished for what you did to him.
- Camp Counselor: I didn't do anything.
- Pamela Voorhees: You let him drown. Jason was my son.” -
“If I were so stupid, I would slap my own face.”
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