Animals quotes

“Supporting animal rights activists, human rights activists, it's all the same.”
Daryl Hannah

“Australia is full of spiders and crocodiles and all kinds of animals that will eat you and sting you.”
Brian Cox

“In Italy, you get chickens, but no eggs. In Africa there were always eggs, but... never chickens. Who separated them?”
Willem Dafoe - Caravaggio

“I do not understand the human race has so little love for creatures with a different face. Treating animals like people is no madness or disgrace. I do not understand the human race.”
Rex Harrison - Dr. John Dolittle

“The cub is spoken for, he is one of us! You will treat him as you would your own. As long as I am alive, the pack will stand by the man-cub.”

Peter Mullan - Akela

“- Cole: You ever heard the story of the mouse, the lion, and the thorn?
- Mills: Yeah?
- Cole: There you go, then. In case we ever see that primate again.
- Mills: You do know that story is about a mouse becoming friends with the lion after taking the thorn out of his paw though, right?
- Cole: No it's not. The mouse kills the lion with the thorn.”
Shea Whigham - Cole
Jason Mitchell - Mills

“- Lucky Day: Dusty, how do you like your bat?
- Dusty Bottoms: Medium rare.”

Steve Martin - Lucky Day
Chevy Chase - Dusty Bottoms

“If I know a song of Africa, of the giraffe and the African new moon lying on her back, of the plows in the fields and the sweaty faces of the coffee pickers, does Africa know a song of me? Will the air over the plain quiver with a color that I have had on, or the children invent a game in which my name is, or the full moon throw a shadow over...” (continue)(continue reading)
Meryl Streep - Karen

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
- Luke Duke: What?
- Uncle Jesse Duke: A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye.”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“Out there beyond that fence every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes. We have an indigenous population of humanoids called the Na'vi. They're fond of arrows dipped in a neurotoxin that will stop your heart in one minute - and they have bones reinforced with naturally occurring...” (continue)(continue reading)
Stephen Lang - Col. Quaritch

“Where wolves live, the forest is healthy.”
Lana Turner

“A wise bear always keeps a marmalade sandwich in his hat, in case of emergency.”
Sir Michael Gambon - Uncle Pastuzo

“- Alan: My uncle Roger says he saw an albino polar bear once.
- Stu: Really? Polar bears are white, how did he know it was albino?
- Alan: This one was black.
- Stu: Uh, are you sure it wasn't a black bear?”
Zach Galifianakis - Alan
Ed Helms - Stu

“Animals... don't have a sense of time.”
Bruce Greenwood

“I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.”
James Caan

“You're lucky. With Fraulein Helga it was a snake!”

Norma Varden - Frau Schmidt

“Froggy was my friend and I really loved him, and I took him everywhere with me, and I was riding on my bike one day and he jumped out of the box, and I ran him over with the back tire. I killed him. I was really heartbroken. Really, he was my best friend in the whole world; the only thing I ever loved.”

Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as nothing more than a vicious, smelly, ill-tempered, big-headed stink machine. I believe we all know what they do in the woods.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Barry B. Benson

“You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes. The wild cat. She remembers running across the plain, the thrill of the hunt. Four hundred pounds of killing fury, locked in a box. But after a while, their eyes start to glaze over, and you can tell their soul has died.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Agent Augustus Gibbons

“I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher

“You know, everybody thinks we found this broken-down horse and fixed him, but we didn't. He fixed us. Every one of us. And I guess in a way we kinda fixed each other too.”
Tobey Maguire - Red Pollard

“It feels good to be a wolf, doesn't it? Power without guilt. Love without doubt.”

Om Puri - Dr. Vijay Alezais

“I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?”
Betty Marion White - Mrs. Delores Bickerman

“You have to remember that a worm... with very few exceptions... is not a human being.”

Gene Wilder - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein