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“I went to a store that had a sign that said 'Open 24 Hours' and it was closed... I asked the manager 'Why are you closing? It says you're open 24 hours.' He said 'Not in a row'.”
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Sono andato in un negozio che aveva un cartello che diceva 'Aperti 24 ore' e l'ho trovato chiuso... Ho chiesto al direttore: 'Perché siete chiusi? C'è scritto che siete aperti 24 ore.' E lui mi ha risposto 'Non di seguito'.
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