“You break his heart, I break your face.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Watts

“- Girl: I've just never seen a girl wearing boys underpants before.
- Watts: Have you ever seen a girl with a drumstick shoved up her nose?
- Girl: Oh, is that some kind of a threat?
- Watts: It's some kind of a warning.”

Mary Stuart Masterson - Watts

“- Bob Hodges: Every minute you don't tell us why you are here, I cut off a finger.
- Emmett Fitz-Hume: Mine or yours?
- Bob Hodges: Yours.
- Emmett Fitz-Hume: Damn!”
James Daughton - Bob Hodges
Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume

“I bet that snack pack is pretty good huh?
[the little kidsmiles and nods]
Wanna trade me the rest of it for this banana?
[the little kidsmiles and shakes his head]
You know how badly I could beat you, right?
[the kid keeps smiling and nods]”
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you little freak! Now, will you get down here? I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I'll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that?”

Larry Miller - Max Berman