Threat quotes

“We got two stories here: a story about degenerate clergy, and a story about a bunch of lawyers turning child abuse into a cottage industry. Which story do you want us to write? Because we're writing one of them.”
Michael Keaton - Walter 'Robby' Robinson

“Wey! Dont be stepin on those flowres motherfuckers! I just planted that shit!”
Amy Hill - Mrs. Ho-Kym

“There are at least a dozen good brood mares in that mob. I'll be back for them... and for whatever else is mine.”
Tom Burlinson - Jim Craig

“If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.”
Heath Ledger - Joker

“- Arnold Stoner: [to wife, off camera] Sweetheart, I'll talk to him.
- Arnold Stoner: [to Anthony, as he makes a fruit smoothie] Son, your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a brightkid, and, uh... he's going to military school, and... remember, he was an Eagle Scout...
- Mrs. Tempest Stoner: Arnold...
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Strother Martin - Arnold Stoner
Edie Adams - Mrs. Tempest Stoner

“- Venom: You come in here again... In fact, you go anywhere in this city, preying on innocent people, and we will find you and we will eat both of your arms and then both of your legs. And then we will eat your face right off your head. Do you understand?
- Shakedown Thug: No. No. Please...
- Venom: Yes. So, you will be this armless, legless,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Hardy - Venom
Sam Medina - Shakedown Thug

“- Russell Quinton: I loved you.
- Ellen Berent Harland: That's a concession.
- Russell Quinton: And I'm still in love with you.
- Ellen Berent Harland: That's a tribute.
- Russell Quinton: And I always will be. Remember that.
- Ellen Berent Harland: Russ, is that a threat?”
Vincent Price - Russell Quinton
Gene Tierney - Ellen Berent Harland

“You're the problem! You're the fucking problem, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you, Aitch: you keep looking at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!”

Ben Kingsley - Don Logan

“Why are you people so threatened by a woman?”

Colin Firth - Geoffrey Clifton

“- Mal: Tomorrow we'll go into town and straighten this out once and for all. And then we'll be back here, farming. If I catch any of those cattle on our land after tomorrow, I'm gonna start carvin' them into steaks. And believe me, that's one thing I know about.
- Dawson: Killin' cattle is a hanging offense in these parts! If we shot you down...” (continue)(continue reading)

Danny Glover - Mal
James Gammon - Dawson

“You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake. How do you want it, dog? Closed casket? Remember that fool in the wheelchair? How do you think he got there?”

Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“In 20 years, Iraq will be a hellhole nobody cares about. Terrorism's a short-term threat. The real threats will come from China, Russia, Iran. and they'll come as SQL injections and malware.”
Rhys Ifans - Corbin O'Brian

“Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“Floyd! I don't mind the caffeine but all this cream is gonna make you fat. Don't fuck with my investment.”
Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“I'm an officer, and therefore, by proclamation, a gentleman, but don't abuse that, son. Don't get in my crosshairs, because I'll have no compunction whatsoever about getting up to my neck in yo' ass. Do you understand me?”

Denzel Washington - Nat Serling

“I'd like to shove this up your ass, but I don't want to dirty my hands.”
Charles Bronson - Lieutenant Crowe

“Move on nigger, before I carpet my cell with your black skin.”
Lanny Flaherty - Big Al

“Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow!”
Neil Crone - Diesel 10

“- Mitchell Gant: Aren't you gonna threaten me or something?
- First Secretary: I will do so, if that is what you wish. But first I will merely ask you to return what does not belong to you.”
Clint Eastwood - Mitchell Gant
Stefan Schnabel - First Secretary

“- Nick Styles: Jesus Christ.
- Earl Talbot Blake: Almost.”

Denzel Washington - Nick Styles
John Lithgow - Earl Talbot Blake

“- Connor MacLeod: Ramirez's blade did not cut deeply enough. He was right about you. You're slime.
- Kurgan: Ramirez was an effete snob! He died on his knees. I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold. Ah, I see. Ramirez lied. She was not his woman. She was your woman. And she never told you. I wonder why. Perhaps I gave...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher Lambert - Duncan McLeod
Clancy Brown - Kurgan

“Now would you stand aside before I shoot myself?”

Paul McGann - The Doctor

“- Baby: Oh, you shouldn't have done that!
- Mary Knowles: Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it?
- Baby: I'll do something, motherfucker… I’ll fucking cut your tits off and shove them down your throat!”

Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby
Jennifer Jostyn - Mary Knowles

“I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it.”

Dave Chappelle - Tulley

“God better have mercy on you. You won't get any from me.”
Willard Robertson - Sheriff Risley