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“Pootie Tang” quotes
Title Pootie Tang
All actors – Lance Crouther, J.B. Smoove, Jennifer Coolidge, Reg E. Cathey, Robert Vaughn, Wanda Sykes, Chris Rock, Mario Joyner, Cathy Trien, Dave Attell, Laura Kightlinger, Christopher Wynkoop
“You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores, that she's hookin?”
“You can't beat a whore with a belt... they like that shit.”
Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!