“Muppet Treasure Island” quotes(1996)
Plot – Having received a treasure map from a mysterious sailor, the young Jim Hawkins, together with his friends Gonzo and Rizzo, sails off to a journey that should lead them to an island where the elusive treasure is buried. Sir Squire Trelawney, the bold Captain Smollett and the unruly Long John Silver join them as well. It is up to Captain Smollet and his men to save Jim when Silver and his mob take him hostage and seize the map. But who will save the Captain and his loyal men from the local warthog tribe led by Miss Piggy?
All actors – Tim Curry, Billy Connolly, Jennifer Saunders, Kevin Bishop, Dave Goelz, Steve Whitmire, Jerry Nelson, Kevin Clash, Bill Barretta, Frank Oz, John Henson, Danny Blacknershow all
“Muppet Treasure Island” Quotes 13 quotes
“If you're going to be the cook on this ship, Mr. Silver, I am definitely going to need bigger pants.”
“I've gone way beyond afraid. Right now I'm somewhere between bedwetting and a near death experience.”
“I could have been a lawyer, but I just had too much heart.”
“- Zoot: Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?
- Floyd Pepper: Oh, hey, man. Just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.”
“- The Great Gonzo: Every storm we ride is its own reward.
- Rizzo the Rat: And people die by falling overboard.”
“- Rizzo the Rat: He's some kind of a blind fiend.
- The Great Gonzo: I believe they prefer visually challenged fiend.”
“You know, the ocean. The big blue wet thing.”
“- Rizzo the Rat: Terrific. Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar.
- The Great Gonzo: Are we lucky or what?”