Prostitution quotes

“- Lew Hayward: I was a captain of industry; feared by men, adored by women.
- Frank Cross: Adored! Come on, let's be honest, Lew. You paid for the women!”
John Forsythe - Lew Hayward
Bill Murray - Frank Cross

“- Jenny Fields: Is that the latest fashion?
- Garp: No, Mom, that's the oldest profession.”

Glenn Close - Jenny Fields
Robin Williams - Garp

“- Rudy: Let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!
- Gary: Yeah! Yeah! All the things that make life worth living for!”
Barry Diamond - Rudy
Gary Grossman - Gary

“- Raymond Babbitt: Definitely have to dance on my date. Have to learn how to dance. Definitely. Now.
- Charlie Babbitt: Ray, you're not gonna have to dance, but I will teach you sometime.
- Raymond Babbitt: Definitely have to dance with Iris.
- Charlie Babbitt: Sorry I even brought this up. You're right, Ray, you got a date with the only famous...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dustin Hoffman - Raymond Babbitt
Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt

“- Annie: A guy who rents a house this big must be making up for something pretty small, I'd say.
- Max: No no, I've seen his dick, it's pretty great.
- Annie: Well, I tried.”
Rachel McAdams - Annie
Jason Bateman - Max

“- Tierney: All any of these dames owe me is a night's work, one night at a time. They come and go like flies.
- Dave Bannion: Only this fly got herself strangled.
- Tierney: These things happen, Sergeant. Outside of my place, some of these babes keep pretty shady company. It figures. They know nobody cares much what happens to 'em.”
Peter Whitney - Tierney
Glenn Ford - Dave Bannion

“- Titta: Uncle's not feeling good.
- Aurelio: Then take him to the whorehouse.”
Bruno Zanin - Titta
Armando Brancia - Aurelio

“- Clive: [mockingly] I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, Ok. Then, I'll give you your body back because it soooo important to you.
- Clive: Waa waa I'm crying about my body... And then, you can just loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.”
Rachel McAdams - Clive\Jessica

“We got the whole good cop/badcop thing going on; except we're hookers.”
Sherri Shepherd - Lula

“I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? I can't follow the logic on that one at all! Of all the things you can do, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world....” (continue)(continue reading)
George Carlin

“Let me tell you something. You can continue to live in your little fantasy world with your baseball cards and the autographed bullshit or whatever the fuck is it you do, but me, I got to eat and pay the rent. Phone sex is acting, and if you don't like it, you can step.”

Theresa Randle - Girl 6

“We'll always be their whores. Unless, of course, we have something they want. If I were you I'd find something.”

Thekla Reuten - Marta

“- Bridget Gregory: You're my designated fuck.
- Mike Swale: Designated fuck? Do they make cards for that? What if I want to be more than your designated fuck?
- Bridget Gregory: Then I'll designate someone else.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bridget Gregory
Peter Berg - Mike Swale

“- Irmy: I slept with someone for it. Does that makes me a whore?
- Kleinmann: This?
- Irmy: Just one person. Does that make me a whore?
- Kleinmann: Well, no, only by the dictionary definition.”

Mia Farrow - Irmy
Woody Allen - Kleinman

“You want to know what I do for a living? Ask me. My time is very expensive, Mr. MacMillan. Probably more than yours. I get 500 dollars an hour. How much do you get? I get four-hundred dollars for a straight lay, three-hundred for a hand job, and five-hundred for head. If you want to wear my panties, that's another hundred.”

Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“- Max Belfort: What kind of hooker takes credit cards?
- Donnie Azoff: A rich one!”
Rob Reiner - Max Belfort
Jonah Hill - Donnie Azoff

“You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.”
Charlie Sheen - Boy in Police Station

“- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Is that all you boys can think about; gettin' to Ogallala and spendin' your money on whores?
- Jasper Fant: That's all right for you, Gus; you got Lorena with you. What about the rest of us?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: What's good for me might not be good for the weak minded.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae
Barry Tubb - Jasper Fant

“- Guard at Liberty Gate: What the fuck are you doing?
- Staff Sergeant William James: I was in a whorehouse.
- Guard at Liberty Gate: All right. If I let you in, will you tell me where it is exactly?”

Ryan Tramont - Guard at Liberty Gate
Jeremy Renner - Staff Sergeant William James

“- Father Des Spellacy: He might have been there on a pastoral call.
- Det. Tom Spellacy: When was the last time you hung your pants over the side of the bed while making a house call?
- Father Des Spellacy: I admit, that's not the way they teach you at the seminary.”

Robert De Niro - Father Des Spellacy
Robert Duvall - Det. Tom Spellacy

“Even the hos is no-shows.”

Isiah Whitlock Jr. - Bacchos

“The first thing they shoulda told you at your hooker classes is that you shouldn't ask the client so many fucking personal questions.”
Alec Baldwin - Frederick J. Frenger Jr.

“- Joe Grasso: What do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know...
- Bill Maplewood: A professional?
- Joe Grasso: Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach things... first-timers, you know... break him in.
- Bill Maplewood: But Joe, he's 11.
- Joe Grasso: You're right, you're right. It's too late.”
Dan Moran - Joe Grasso
Dylan Baker - Bill Maplewood

“- Jane Greathouse: You used to make me hotter than a June bride sitting bareback on a depot stove but I don't share my bed with the law.
- Patrick Floyd 'Pat' Garrett: And I don't keep with whores no more so ain't we both content.”
Jenny Wright - Jane Greathouse
William Petersen - Patrick Floyd 'Pat' Garrett

“- Cosmo Reif: But, I thought, you were like my girlfriend.
- Honey: Cosmo, I like you. Of all the people that pay to have sex with me, I like you the best.”
Jason Priestley - Cosmo Reif
Janeane Garofalo - Honey