“This may come as a shock to you, but I think your padded ass is silly.”
“Safe Men” quotes(1998)
Plot – Sam and Eddie are two singers with no talent. Due to a misunderstanding, they are exchanged for burglars. Through boss Bernie they act like real burglars and accomplish many thefts.
All actors – Sam Rockwell, Steve Zahn, Michael Lerner, Paul Giamatti, Michael Schmidt, Christina Kirk, Mark Ruffalo, Josh Pais, Harvey Fierstein, Michael Showalter, John Hamburg, Raymond Serrashow all
“Safe Men” Quotes 5 quotes
“He's in the Jewish Mafia. It's probably more like a club than an organization.”
“- Veal Chop: Are you psyched to become a man?
- Big Fat Bernie Gayle: I don't know.”
“I tried to put my tongue in her mouth and she punched me in the penis.”
“I have to wear a fake fuckin' ass over my ass!”