Steve Zahn quotes
“Okay, God, just... I want you to look down on these girlshere. They're like little flowers, and the rain you send 'em gutta be gentle and sweet. We come to you today, and we ask you to just... help 'em - help us grab this pageant by the balls and rip 'em off! I mean, if those judges don't like us, then screw 'em. These girlshere - they're...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Coach: Wait a minute, that's the kidnap victim, ain't it? You didn't kill her.
- Wayne: No, coach.
- Coach: I'm real disappointing in you boys.”
“- Dr. Sevard: You don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV...
- Tucker: Woodruff?
- Ron Woodroof: AIDS... I got AIDS.”
“- Monty, the Mouth: Aren't you gonna' run?
- Stuart Little: Why?
- Monty, the Mouth: 'cause you're a mouse.
- Stuart Little: I'm not just a mouse. I'm a member of this family.
- Monty, the Mouth: A mouse with a pet cat?
- Stuart Little: I guess that's pretty funny!
- Monty, the Mouth: Pretty funny? I'm gonna wet my fur! A mouse with a pet cat!”
“Why didn't you write? What if I missed ya?”
“Come on, I know what Dad says about me behind my back. That I'm the world's biggest loser. And that's coming from a plumber! That's coming from a man who wears a lime green jumpsuit to work everyday!”
“- Hank Rafferty: Do you know how to hot wire a car?
- Earl Montgomery: What? You think because I’m black I can hot wire a car
- Hank Rafferty: Well, can you?
- Earl Montgomery: Yeah! But not because I'm black!”
- Nazeer Choudhury: You're a drunk and an idiot.
- Buff: Your wife sucks my cock every night, swallows my cum, and loves it. That's okay.
- Nazeer Choudhury: Yeah, it's okay. You know, we have a saying back home: "either the salt is rotten or the meat".
- Buff: Yeah, well, uh, you're not so smart, chief, 'cause I'm moving out to L.A.
- Nazeer... (continue)(continue reading)
“No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough.”
“Bears are a proud people, although they're not people per-say. They're animals.”
“Just leave me some ammo, a little water, some chips if you have 'em.”
“- Wayne: 'Know what? She's kinda like Mother Teresa.
- J.D.: Yeah, but with way better tits.”
“- Adam Penenberg: Did you ever call these people and get them directly?
- Stephen Glass: No, I always left messages and spoke to them when they called me back.”
“- Dirk Pitt: What would you do if you were about to be exposed as the biggest polluter in history?
- Al Giordino: I don't know. Run for president?”
“We are Texas Rangers! Our jurisdiction is wherever we happen to be!”
“I don't care if you've just won an Oscar, you still have to campaign for parts.”