Mark Ruffalo quotes
“I became an actor so I didn't have to be myself.”
“If you go into the past, that past becomes your future, and your former present becomes the past, which can't now be changed by your new future!”
“- Adam: Dude, you really are Anthony Edwards.
- Neil: Fuck that. I'm George Clooney.”
“- Valkyrie: Hey, big guy.
- Hulk: Angry girl...
- Valkyrie: What have you been up to?
- Hulk: Winning.”
“- Bruce Banner: I don't know how to fly this thing!
- Thor: You're a doctor, you have PhDs. You should figure it out.
- Bruce Banner: None of them for flying alien spaceships!”
“- Tony Stark: Hey, I've read all about your accident. That much gamma exposure should have killed you.
- Bruce Banner: So you're saying that the Hulk... the other guy... saved my life? That's nice. It's a nice sentiment. Save it for what?”
“- Loki: Hello, Bruce.
- Bruce Banner: Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
- Loki: It varies from moment to moment.”
“- Bruce Banner: I was just talking to him just a couple minutesago and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
- Valkyrie: He did try to kill me.
- Thor: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Bruce Banner: Biggest muscle in the body.
- Thor: I've got more muscle, so technically more brains!”
“- Bruce Banner: Tony, this might not be the time.
- Tony Stark: Really? That's it? You just rollover, show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
- Bruce Banner: Only when I've created a murder bot.”
“- Bruce Banner: You're just using me to get to the Hulk. That's low. You're not my friend.
- Thor: No, no, no. I don't even like Hulk. He's always like, grr... smash, smash, smash. I prefer you.”
“- Inspector Dave Toschi: Hey, how do we know that this lead is real?
- Inspector William Armstrong: It's very real. How do I know? Because I saw it on TV.”
“- Hulk: Hulk always... always angry.
- Thor: I know. We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
- Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
- Thor: Well, we're kind of both like fire.
- Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Like... raging fire. Thor like smouldering fire.”
“When you touch a woman and her clit's like that you know she knows about sex like you.”
“- Walter 'Robby' Robinson: Baron told us to get the system. We need the full scope. That's the only thing that will put an end to this.
- Mike Rezendes: Then let's take it up to Ben and let him decide.
- Walter 'Robby' Robinson: We'll take it to Ben when I say it's time.
- Mike Rezendes: It's time, Robby! It's time! They knew and they let it...” (continue)(continue reading)
“It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade.”
“- Bruce Banner: Captain America is on threat watch?
- Natasha Romanoff: We all are!
- Tony Stark: [to Steve Rogers] You're on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
- Steve Rogers: I swear, Stark, one more wisecrack out of you...
- Tony Stark: Verbal threat! Threatening! I'm being threatened!”
“- Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
- Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
- Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
- Thor: He's adopted.”
“- Mitchell Garabedian: I'm Armenian. How many Armenians do you know in Boston?
- Mike Rezendes: Steve Kurkjian, works at the Globe...
- Mitchell Garabedian: Oh. That's two. You should get a prize or something.”