“Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.”
Aimee Mullins

“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
Heathcote Williams

“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
Dick Van Dyke

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal

“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
Joan Rivers