Wife quotes

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turner

“- Michael Green: I love her. And I tried everything, except really listening, really listening, and that's how I left her alone. I was so ashamed of that, and I couldn't even tell her. Maybe if I tell her she'd love me anyway.
- Alice Green: Or more. She would have loved you even more. I think you should tell all this stuff to your wife.”
Andy Garcia - Michael Green
Meg Ryan - Alice Green

“She was too beautiful for words, but non for arguments.”

John Barrymore

“I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.”
Tony Curtis

“My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.”
Cillian Murphy

My wife hurts. I need to be able to say: "What's wrong, honey? Something I can do? And I love you. So fuck me.".
Andy Garcia - Michael Green

“Oh, we were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth sign. She's a Water sign. Together, we made mud.”

Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Don Diego Vega: He is a mute.
- Esteban: Bueno! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.”

George Hamilton - Don Diego Vega

“She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.”

Paul Bates - Oha

“- Samuel: You like her?
- Col. John Henry Patterson: Very much.
- Samuel: I don't like any of mine.”

John Kani - Samuel
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

- Captain Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
- Marko Ramius: I suppose.
- Captain Borodin: No papers?
- Marko Ramius: No papers,... (continue)(continue reading)
Sam Neill - Captain Borodin
Sir Sean Connery - Marko Ramius

“She's the girl you'd like to double-cross your wife with.”
Jean Negulesco On Marilyn Monroe

“- Delilah Fitzgerald: Would you like a free one?
- Bill Munny: I reckon not.
- Delilah Fitzgerald: I didn't mean with me. Alice and Silky would be glad to give you one.
- Bill Munny: I meant I didn't want a free one with Alice or Silky. Because of my wife back home. I reckon if I was to want a free one, it would be with you.”

Anna Levine - Delilah Fitzgerald
Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“You know, you can cheat on your wife with hookers who indulge your diaper fetish and still be the senator from Louisiana, so long as you apologize.”
Blair Brown - Judy King

“What kind of housewife would I be if I didn’t have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place.”
Kathryn Hahn - Agnes

“I am Queen, but I am also a woman. And a wife.

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Imelda Staunton - Queen Elizabeth II

“I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!”
Marija Bakalova - Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev

“Though I’m no longer a wife, except by a legal fiction, I believe I can learn to be a mother.”
Marielle Heller - Alma Wheatley

“It’s one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It’s another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young America.”
Bruno Gouery - Luc

“She's an enigma my wife. You can get close to her, but you never quite reach her. She's like a, beautiful ghost.”
Henry Golding - Sean Townsend

“One God, that I can understand; but one wife? That is not civilized. It is not generous!”
Hugh Griffith - Sheik Ilderim

“- Judah Ben-Hur: If you were not a bride, I would kiss you goodbye.
- Esther: If I were not a bride, there would be no goodbyes to be said.”
Charlton Heston - Judah Ben-Hur
Haya Harareet - Esther

“- Paul Biegler: She's a very pretty woman, your wife...
- Lt. Frederick Manion: A man gets used to the ways his wife looks.”
James Stewart - Paul Biegler
Ben Gazzara - Lt. Frederick Manion

“- George Peatty: Tell me something, will you, Sherry. Just tell me one thing. Why did you ever marry me, anyway?
- Sherry Peatty: Oh, George, when a man has to ask his wife that; well, he just hadn't better, that's all.”
Marie Windsor - Sherry Peatty
Elisha Cook Jr. - George Peatty

“- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: A doctor's wife needs the understanding of an Einstein and the patience of a saint.
- Becky Driscoll: And love?
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: I wouldn't know about that. I'm just a general practitioner. Love is handled by the specialists.”
Kevin McCarthy - Dr. Miles J. Bennell
Dana Wynter - Becky Driscoll