“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Wife quotes
414 wife quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“She was too beautiful for words, but non for arguments.”
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“I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.”
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“She's the girl you'd like to double-cross your wife with.”
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“- Seth Lord: What most wives fail to realize is that their husband's philandering has nothing whatever to do with them.
- Tracy Lord: Then what has it to do with?
- Seth Lord: A reluctance to go grow old.”
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“She was the total package: smart, beautiful, tremendous appetite.”
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“Your kid is one crutch short of a telethon, you've got a frigid, swamp-hog wife...”
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“- Wayne Newton: Very special lady.
- Clark Griswold: That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.” -
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“Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
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“I am a wife-made man.”
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“- Giselle Levy: Whatever you do, don't put the boss's wife next to your husband.
- Betty Warren: Why not?
- Giselle Levy: She's screwing him.” -
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“- Jake Taylor: That's my wife...
- Willie Mays Hayes: Does she know that?
- Jake Taylor: Well, she would've been if I hadn't screwed it up... Who's that guy she's with?
- Willie Mays Hayes: I don't know. He's not wearing a nametag.” -
“- Franklin Hart, Jr.: Mrs. Rhodes... I am a married man.
- Doralee Rhodes: Forget about your wife! I mean, you may be hers in the evening, but you're my boy from nine to five!” -
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“- Rose Morgan: Why don't you get the coffee?
- Hannah Morgan: I've buried a husband, I've raised two daughters. I've made my coffee.”
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“- Michael Green: I love her. And I tried everything, except really listening, really listening, and that's how I left her alone. I was so ashamed of that, and I couldn't even tell her. Maybe if I tell her she'd love me anyway.
- Alice Green: Or more. She would have loved you even more. I think you should tell all this stuff to your wife.”
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“- Larry: You're lucky. You got Melanie. There are men who'd die for her.
- Peter McGowan: Yeah, die for her or have her kill you. Either way, you're dead.”
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“- Jessica: Sir, your wife called. She won't be able to make it to the show tonight.
- Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Did she say why?
- Jessica: It was hard to understand through the slur.”
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“- Christian Grey: Good morning, wife.
- Anastasia Steele: Good morning, husband.”
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“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): My luck's changing for the better every day.” -
“- President Russell P. Kramer: It's a kick in the balls. Sorry, sweetheart.
- Margaret Kramer: Please, I'm a politician's wife. I have a set of my own.”
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“- Harry Dunne: Mrs. P. What are you doing here?
- Dr. Walcott: Do you always call your wife Mrs. P?
- Harry Dunne: Oh. Uh - How you doin', sugar tits? I missed ya.”
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