Wife quotes

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turner

“- Michael Green: I love her. And I tried everything, except really listening, really listening, and that's how I left her alone. I was so ashamed of that, and I couldn't even tell her. Maybe if I tell her she'd love me anyway.
- Alice Green: Or more. She would have loved you even more. I think you should tell all this stuff to your wife.”
Andy Garcia - Michael Green
Meg Ryan - Alice Green

“She was too beautiful for words, but non for arguments.”

John Barrymore

“I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.”
Tony Curtis

“My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.”
Cillian Murphy

My wife hurts. I need to be able to say: "What's wrong, honey? Something I can do? And I love you. So fuck me.".
Andy Garcia - Michael Green

“- Don Diego Vega: He is a mute.
- Esteban: Bueno! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.”

George Hamilton - Don Diego Vega

“She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.”

Paul Bates - Oha

“- Samuel: You like her?
- Col. John Henry Patterson: Very much.
- Samuel: I don't like any of mine.”

John Kani - Samuel
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

- Captain Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
- Marko Ramius: I suppose.
- Captain Borodin: No papers?
- Marko Ramius: No papers,... (continue)(continue reading)
Sam Neill - Captain Borodin
Sir Sean Connery - Marko Ramius

“She's the girl you'd like to double-cross your wife with.”
Jean Negulesco On Marilyn Monroe

“She's an enigma my wife. You can get close to her, but you never quite reach her. She's like a, beautiful ghost.”
Henry Golding - Sean Townsend

“One God, that I can understand; but one wife? That is not civilized. It is not generous!”
Hugh Griffith - Sheik Ilderim

“- Judah Ben-Hur: If you were not a bride, I would kiss you goodbye.
- Esther: If I were not a bride, there would be no goodbyes to be said.”
Charlton Heston - Judah Ben-Hur
Haya Harareet - Esther

“- Paul Biegler: She's a very pretty woman, your wife...
- Lt. Frederick Manion: A man gets used to the ways his wife looks.”
James Stewart - Paul Biegler
Ben Gazzara - Lt. Frederick Manion

“- George Peatty: Tell me something, will you, Sherry. Just tell me one thing. Why did you ever marry me, anyway?
- Sherry Peatty: Oh, George, when a man has to ask his wife that; well, he just hadn't better, that's all.”
Marie Windsor - Sherry Peatty
Elisha Cook Jr. - George Peatty

“- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: A doctor's wife needs the understanding of an Einstein and the patience of a saint.
- Becky Driscoll: And love?
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: I wouldn't know about that. I'm just a general practitioner. Love is handled by the specialists.”
Kevin McCarthy - Dr. Miles J. Bennell
Dana Wynter - Becky Driscoll

“- Jeff: Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?
- Lisa: He likes the way his wife welcomes him home.”
James Stewart - L.B. 'Jeff' Jefferies
Grace Kelly - Lisa Carol Fremont

“- Johnny Farrell: I thought we agreed that women and gambling didn't mix.
- Ballin Mundson: My wife does not come under the category of women, Johnny.”
Glenn Ford - Johnny Farrell
George Macready - Ballin Mundson

I'm a vigorous man. I can't find satisfaction with a woman who crosses herself in bed before every embrace, and can only say "Gesummaria" afterwards. I've had seven children with her and I've never seen her navel. Is that right? I ask you. She's the sinner!

Burt Lancaster - Prince Don Fabrizio Salina

“It's a shame that I didn't marry someone who was my intellectual equal.”

James Mason - Ed Avery

“There's a difference between a Hollywood wife and a Hollywood woman. I don't count. I worked.”
Angie Dickinson

“- Seth Lord: What most wivesfail to realize is that their husband's philandering has nothing whatever to do with them.
- Tracy Lord: Then what has it to do with?
- Seth Lord: A reluctance to go grow old.”
John Halliday - Seth Lord
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“She was the total package: smart, beautiful, tremendous appetite.”

Javier Bardem - Li

“Your kid is one crutch short of a telethon, you've got a frigid, swamp-hog wife...”

Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow