Wife quotes

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
Lana Turner

“- Michael Green: I love her. And I tried everything, except really listening, really listening, and that's how I left her alone. I was so ashamed of that, and I couldn't even tell her. Maybe if I tell her she'd love me anyway.
- Alice Green: Or more. She would have loved you even more. I think you should tell all this stuff to your wife.”
Andy Garcia - Michael Green
Meg Ryan - Alice Green

“She was too beautiful for words, but non for arguments.”

John Barrymore

“I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.”
Tony Curtis

“My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.”
Cillian Murphy

My wife hurts. I need to be able to say: "What's wrong, honey? Something I can do? And I love you. So fuck me.".
Andy Garcia - Michael Green

“Oh, we were doomed from the start. I'm an Earth sign. She's a Water sign. Together, we made mud.”

Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Don Diego Vega: He is a mute.
- Esteban: Bueno! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.”

George Hamilton - Don Diego Vega

“She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.”

Paul Bates - Oha

“- Samuel: You like her?
- Col. John Henry Patterson: Very much.
- Samuel: I don't like any of mine.”

John Kani - Samuel
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

- Captain Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?
- Marko Ramius: I suppose.
- Captain Borodin: No papers?
- Marko Ramius: No papers,... (continue)(continue reading)
Sam Neill - Captain Borodin
Sir Sean Connery - Marko Ramius

“She's the girl you'd like to double-cross your wife with.”
Jean Negulesco On Marilyn Monroe

“What kind of housewife would I be if I didn’t have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place.”
Kathryn Hahn - Agnes

“I am Queen, but I am also a woman. And a wife.

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Imelda Staunton - Queen Elizabeth II

“I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!”
Marija Bakalova - Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev

“Though I’m no longer a wife, except by a legal fiction, I believe I can learn to be a mother.”
Marielle Heller - Alma Wheatley

“It’s one thing to cheat on your wife with your mistress. It’s another thing to cheat on your mistress with a young America.”
Bruno Gouery - Luc

“She's an enigma my wife. You can get close to her, but you never quite reach her. She's like a, beautiful ghost.”
Henry Golding - Sean Townsend

“One God, that I can understand; but one wife? That is not civilized. It is not generous!”
Hugh Griffith - Sheik Ilderim

“- Judah Ben-Hur: If you were not a bride, I would kiss you goodbye.
- Esther: If I were not a bride, there would be no goodbyes to be said.”
Charlton Heston - Judah Ben-Hur
Haya Harareet - Esther

“- Paul Biegler: She's a very pretty woman, your wife...
- Lt. Frederick Manion: A man gets used to the ways his wife looks.”
James Stewart - Paul Biegler
Ben Gazzara - Lt. Frederick Manion

“- George Peatty: Tell me something, will you, Sherry. Just tell me one thing. Why did you ever marry me, anyway?
- Sherry Peatty: Oh, George, when a man has to ask his wife that; well, he just hadn't better, that's all.”
Marie Windsor - Sherry Peatty
Elisha Cook Jr. - George Peatty

“- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: A doctor's wife needs the understanding of an Einstein and the patience of a saint.
- Becky Driscoll: And love?
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: I wouldn't know about that. I'm just a general practitioner. Love is handled by the specialists.”
Kevin McCarthy - Dr. Miles J. Bennell
Dana Wynter - Becky Driscoll

“- Jeff: Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?
- Lisa: He likes the way his wife welcomes him home.”
James Stewart - L.B. 'Jeff' Jefferies
Grace Kelly - Lisa Carol Fremont

“- Johnny Farrell: I thought we agreed that women and gambling didn't mix.
- Ballin Mundson: My wife does not come under the category of women, Johnny.”
Glenn Ford - Johnny Farrell
George Macready - Ballin Mundson