Sleeping quotes

“- Indiana Jones: How did you know she was a Nazi?
- Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.”

Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”
Ray Romano

“I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.”
Matt Stone - Butters

“- Marianne Borg: Sleep well?
- Professor Isak Borg: Yes, but recently I've had the weirdest dreams, as if I must tell myself something I won't listen to when I'm awake.
- Marianne Borg: What's that?
- Professor Isak Borg: That I'm dead. Although I'm alive.”
Ingrid Thulin - Marianne Borg
Victor Sjöström - Dr. Eberhard Isak Borg

“Sweet dreams to my fingers, sweet dreams to my knees. Sweet dreams to bellybuttons that go in and out. Sweet dreams to all the little tushies in the world - the big ones, too, like the waitress in the bowling alley!”
Alan King - Abe

“Whatever you do... don't fall asleep.”

Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson

“- Oz: What the hell happened last night? And why does my ass hurt?
- Jimmy: You fell down a flight of stairs.”

Matthew Perry - Oz
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“This is '65 African Ganja - from the motherland! Do you understand? It's been soaked in the earth, back home! This is mean! One joint of this put Southern California to sleep back in '65. Did you know there was a revolution in '65? We went to sleep and missed it! Because, of this! This is green! This is bad!”

Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe

“With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they do sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“What if we made love real hard for 35 minutes then drop off into a deep, coma-like sleep?”
Richard Pryor - Sugar Ray

“I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.”
Sam Elliott - Wade Garrett

“There's nothing to be afraid of. They were right. It's painless. It's good. Come. Sleep. Matthew.”

Brooke Adams - Elizabeth Driscoll

“- Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.
- Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma!”
Frances Bay - Grandma
Ben Stiller - Orderly in Nursing Home

“You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep.”
Jason Schwartzman - Augie Steenbeck

“Sheldon Cooper: I can't sleep.
Nurse: Did you try counting sheep?
Sheldon Cooper: Oh, no, I'm afraid of farm animals.
”
Vernee Watson - Nurse
Iain Armitage - Sheldon Cooper

I just wanna enjoy myself. Seriously. Do some leisurely patrolling, put in a few appearances, say “Aw shucks, no trouble today,” and get a good night’s sleep! That’s my ideal life!
Zeno Robinson - Keigo Takami

“I hope you know that really smart people sleep in separate rooms.”
Michelle Dockery - Lady Mary Crawley

“Zoey-I slept like a baby.
Lyndsey Mackelroy-Hope you did not wet the bed.
”
Sophie Winkleman - Zoey
Courtney Thorne-Smith - Lyndsey Mackelroy

“I love sleeping so much sometimes I even dream about it.”
Angus T. Jones - Jake Harper

“You can't sleep in the same bed with someone and not be doin' it. I've fallen asleep not doin' it and woken up doin' it.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Dreams are windows into the lives of our multiversal selves.”
Benedict Cumberbatch - Doctor Stephen Strange

“I don’t wanna leave my bed. My bed is my friend. It gives me warm blanket hugs.”
Miley Cyrus - Miley Stewart

“What is it about sleep that makes you so thirsty? Do dreams require liquid? It’s not like I’m running a marathon, I’m just lying there.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld

“I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.”
Jason Alexander - George Costanza

“The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night, so I took some Ambien. You ever take that stuff? It turns your brains into oatmeal.”
Louis Price - Cornwallis Hankey