Sleeping quotes

“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”
Ray Romano

“Whatever you do... don't fall asleep.”

Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson

“- Indiana Jones: How did you know she was a Nazi?
- Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.”

Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“What if we made love real hard for 35 minutes then drop off into a deep, coma-like sleep?”
Richard Pryor - Sugar Ray

“- Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.
- Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma!”
Frances Bay - Grandma
Ben Stiller - Orderly in Nursing Home

“- Marianne Borg: Sleep well?
- Professor Isak Borg: Yes, but recently I've had the weirdest dreams, as if I must tell myself something I won't listen to when I'm awake.
- Marianne Borg: What's that?
- Professor Isak Borg: That I'm dead. Although I'm alive.”
Ingrid Thulin - Marianne Borg
Victor Sjöström - Dr. Eberhard Isak Borg

- Dell Scott: So, let's say that I wanted to start my own company that you was gonna buy for a million.
- Philip Lacasse: I'd say, "what is your idea?".
- Dell Scott: I don't know.
- Philip Lacasse: What are you passionate about?
- Dell Scott: Women, sleeping. Sleeping with women.
- Philip Lacasse: Little difficult to monetize.
- Dell Scott: I... (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Hart - Dell Scott
Bryan Cranston - Philip Lacasse

“- Addison DeWitt: You could sleep now, couldn't you?
- Eve: Why not?
- Addison DeWitt: The mark of a true killer: Sleep tight, rest easy, and come out fighting.”
George Sanders - Addison DeWitt
Anne Baxter - Eve Harrington

“Sometimes sleep gets to be a serious and complete thing.”
John Ireland - Jack Burden

“- Freddy Freeman: All right, well, I feel like every criminal is either on drugs or asleep by now. Wanna head home?
- Shazam: Looking like this?
- Freddy Freeman: Well, yeah, I mean, usually, we'd have a lair to go back to, but that's long-term. Right now, we have a bunk bed.”
Jack Dylan Grazer - Freddy Freeman
Zachary Levi - Shazam

“- Mrs. Rendlesham: Have you fallen asleep?
- Carol: Oh, I'm sorry.
- Mrs. Rendlesham: I think you must be in love or something.”
Monica Merlin - Mrs. Rendlesham
Catherine Deneuve - Carol

“Sleep now, Shere Khan. Be angry no more.”
Rohan Chand - Mowgli

“Sleep is a outmoded concept. It's best not to think about sleep.”
Paul W.S. Anderson

“- Natalie: What'd he say?
- Daniel: He said he sleeps in the same bed with his sister. God, how awful!
- Londet: [in French] It's not so bad. She's 17. She's great looking and has huge boobs.”

Ashby Semple - Natalie
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel

“Sweet dreams to my fingers, sweet dreams to my knees. Sweet dreams to bellybuttons that go in and out. Sweet dreams to all the little tushies in the world - the big ones, too, like the waitress in the bowling alley!”
Alan King - Abe

“- The Cowardly Lion: Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!
- The Tin Man: Why don't you try counting sheep?
- The Cowardly Lion: That doesn't do any good, I'm afraid of 'em.”
Bert Lahr - The Cowardly Lion
Jack Haley - The Tin Man

“- Doctor Paul Novotny: How did you sleep? Have any dreams?
- Alex Gardner: You mind if take a leak before I give my deposition?”
Max von Sydow - Doctor Paul Novotny
Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner

“- Batman: Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.
- Robin: Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?
- Batman: Unlimited!”
Will Arnett - Batman
Michael Cera - Robin

- Chloe: [takes a selfie with Kaulder] Say "Witch Hunter"...
- Kaulder: Witch Hunter.

Rose Leslie - Chloe
Vin Diesel - Kaulder

“My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works...”
Tom Cruise - David Aames

“- Wendell Sonny Lawson: Mom, I've been having trouble getting sleep lately. Do you have any sleeping pills?
- Maureen Lawson: Sleeping pills? I don't think we have any sleeping pills do we, Ben?
- Ben Lawson: Your know darn well we have enough sleeping pills in there to put the whole Mormon Tabernacle Choir in a coma!”
Burt Reynolds - Wendell Sonny Lawson
Myrna Loy - Maureen Lawson
Pat O'Brien - Ben Lawson

“- Buck Williams: When is the last time you slept?
- Jack Langedijk: I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.”
Kirk Cameron - Buck Williams
Jack Langedijk - Dirk Burton

“- Mrs. Connelly: Let Mr. Rose get out there and bring home the bacon. I always thought it was strange your husband staying home while you were out there providing.
- Nancy Kendricks: Well, he's a writer.
- Mrs. Connelly: Writer? The man naps more than a newborn pup. What's he writing about? Sheeps?”
Eileen Essell - Mrs. Connelly
Drew Barrymore - Nancy Kendricks

“- Jessie: Your son doesn't want to sleep!
- Whelan: That little boy's dreams come true.”
Kate Bosworth - Jessie
Dash Mihok - Whelan

“Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them. Oh, and there's probably something in your closet.”
Steve Carrell - Gru