Sleeping quotes

“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”
Ray Romano

“- Natalie: What'd he say?
- Daniel: He said he sleeps in the same bed with his sister. God, how awful!
- Londet: [in French] It's not so bad. She's 17. She's great looking and has huge boobs.”

Ashby Semple - Natalie
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel

“Sweet dreams to my fingers, sweet dreams to my knees. Sweet dreams to bellybuttons that go in and out. Sweet dreams to all the little tushies in the world - the big ones, too, like the waitress in the bowling alley!”
Alan King - Abe

“- The Cowardly Lion: Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!
- The Tin Man: Why don't you try counting sheep?
- The Cowardly Lion: That doesn't do any good, I'm afraid of 'em.”
Bert Lahr - The Cowardly Lion
Jack Haley - The Tin Man

“- Doctor Paul Novotny: How did you sleep? Have any dreams?
- Alex Gardner: You mind if take a leak before I give my deposition?”
Max von Sydow - Doctor Paul Novotny
Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner

“- Batman: Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.
- Robin: Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?
- Batman: Unlimited!”
Will Arnett - Batman
Michael Cera - Robin

- Chloe: [takes a selfie with Kaulder] Say "Witch Hunter"...
- Kaulder: Witch Hunter.

Rose Leslie - Chloe
Vin Diesel - Kaulder

“My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works...”
Tom Cruise - David Aames

“- Wendell Sonny Lawson: Mom, I've been having trouble getting sleep lately. Do you have any sleeping pills?
- Maureen Lawson: Sleeping pills? I don't think we have any sleeping pills do we, Ben?
- Ben Lawson: Your know darn well we have enough sleeping pills in there to put the whole Mormon Tabernacle Choir in a coma!”
Burt Reynolds - Wendell Sonny Lawson
Myrna Loy - Maureen Lawson
Pat O'Brien - Ben Lawson

“- Buck Williams: When is the last time you slept?
- Jack Langedijk: I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.”
Kirk Cameron - Buck Williams
Jack Langedijk - Dirk Burton

“- Mrs. Connelly: Let Mr. Rose get out there and bring home the bacon. I always thought it was strange your husband staying home while you were out there providing.
- Nancy Kendricks: Well, he's a writer.
- Mrs. Connelly: Writer? The man naps more than a newborn pup. What's he writing about? Sheeps?”
Eileen Essell - Mrs. Connelly
Drew Barrymore - Nancy Kendricks

“- Jessie: Your son doesn't want to sleep!
- Whelan: That little boy's dreams come true.”
Kate Bosworth - Jessie
Dash Mihok - Whelan

“Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite. Because there are literally thousands of them. Oh, and there's probably something in your closet.”
Steve Carrell - Gru

“When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Tristan: Don't you ever sleep?
- Yvaine: Not at night. May have escaped your notice, genius, but that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.”
Charlie Cox - Tristan
Claire Danes - Yvaine

“- Jessie Conrad: You had a bad day!
- Dr. Nathan R. Conrad: Why do you say that?
- Jessie Conrad: Frown face!
- Dr. Nathan R. Conrad: Well my little frown face, is because it's after ten o'clock and your still awake.”
Skye McCole Bartusiak - Jessie Conrad

“Six hours of sleep is enough for a man, seven for a woman, and eight for a fool.”
Nigel Hawthorne - George III

“- Jenny Hayden: Why didn't you wake me?
- Starman: I like to watch you sleep. I don't know - why. Strange. I think I am becoming a planet Earth person.”
Karen Allen - Jenny Hayden
Jeff Bridges - Starman

“- Miguel Manzano: When do I get to sleep with you again?
- Mariana Garcia Guerrero: We never sleep. We fuck.”
Giancarlo Giannini - Miguel Manzano
Rachel Ticotin - Mariana Garcia Guerrero

“- Red: I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at nine.
- Dale Denton: It's okay. We won't put our dicks in your mouth.”

Danny McBride - Red
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.”
Cary Grant

“- Doug Butabi: You can not take away our dreams.
- Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.”
Chris Kattan - Doug Butabi
Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi

“- Sailor: They told me my grandmother died peacefully in her sleep. It's a good way to go.
- Molly: Nobody dies peacefully, in their sleep! It's what they tell people, to make them feel good. Want to know how people really die, in their sleep?”
Howard Morris - Sailor
Lesley Ann Warren - Molly

“- Felix Ungar: How long was I asleep?
- Oscar Madison: I don't know. I didn't know you wanted me to time it.”
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“Great, Valium. Not only will we be able to get to sleep, but if we're attacked in the middle of the night, we won't even care.”
Cillian Murphy - Jim