Sleeping quotes

“- Indiana Jones: How did you know she was a Nazi?
- Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.”

Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”
Ray Romano

“- Marianne Borg: Sleep well?
- Professor Isak Borg: Yes, but recently I've had the weirdest dreams, as if I must tell myself something I won't listen to when I'm awake.
- Marianne Borg: What's that?
- Professor Isak Borg: That I'm dead. Although I'm alive.”
Ingrid Thulin - Marianne Borg
Victor Sjöström - Dr. Eberhard Isak Borg

“Sweet dreams to my fingers, sweet dreams to my knees. Sweet dreams to bellybuttons that go in and out. Sweet dreams to all the little tushies in the world - the big ones, too, like the waitress in the bowling alley!”
Alan King - Abe

“Whatever you do... don't fall asleep.”

Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson

“- Oz: What the hell happened last night? And why does my ass hurt?
- Jimmy: You fell down a flight of stairs.”

Matthew Perry - Oz
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they do sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“What if we made love real hard for 35 minutes then drop off into a deep, coma-like sleep?”
Richard Pryor - Sugar Ray

“I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.”
Sam Elliott - Wade Garrett

“- Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.
- Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma!”
Frances Bay - Grandma
Ben Stiller - Orderly in Nursing Home

“I don’t wanna leave my bed. My bed is my friend. It gives me warm blanket hugs.”
Miley Cyrus - Miley Stewart

“What is it about sleep that makes you so thirsty? Do dreams require liquid? It’s not like I’m running a marathon, I’m just lying there.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld

“I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.”
Jason Alexander - George Costanza

“I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams.”
Matt Stone - Butters

“The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night, so I took some Ambien. You ever take that stuff? It turns your brains into oatmeal.”
Louis Price - Cornwallis Hankey

“I’ve always loathed the necessity of sleep. Like death, it puts even the most powerful men on their backs.”
Kevin Spacey - Francis Underwood

“You sleep on my couch and you don’t pay rent. I’ve had tapeworms that are less parasitic. ”
Will Arnett - BoJack Horseman

“Sleep is good and Books are better.”
Peter Dinklage - Tyrion Lannister

“Mike Williams-How you doin', Caleb?
Caleb Holloway-Hey, Mike, how you doin', man? I was a lot better couple hours ago.
Mike Williams-Why's that?
Caleb Holloway-I was asleep.”
Mark Wahlberg - Mike Williams
Dylan O'Brien - Caleb Holloway

“People who steal other people's rooms, should not sleep well.”
Oakes Fegley - Peter

“Oh, this bed is so comfortable. Ah, nobody’s foot in my mouth. So much better.”
Ryan Reynolds - Guy

“Some days, some nights I dream that I am walking into the Greendale woods, in the peak of dry season with a lit torch in each hand so that I'd watch the whole forest burn, like so much kindling. Have a lovely little sleep, my darling.”
Lucy Davis - Hilda Spellman

“You caused me a sleepless night, the first of many, I suspect.”
Luke Evans - John Moore

“Saturday is a day for sleeping, and damn it, you will not take that away from me!”
Lamorne Morris - Winston Bishop

“I love sleeping under the stars.”
Lucas Bravo - Gabriel