Dick Van Dyke movie quotes

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Identikit and personal data
Name
Richard Wayne
Last name
Van Dyke
Pseudonym
Dick Van Dyke
Born
December 13, 1925 in West Plains
Gender
male
Nationality
North American
Profession
actor, showman, showman
Zodiac sign
Sagittarius
Dick Van Dyke movie quotes, phrases and lines
12 in english
Dick Van Dyke quotes
  • “I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.”
    Dick Van Dyke
     
  • “Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
    Dick Van Dyke
    [Tag:success, wife, women]
  • “I'm not a loner. I have to have a life partner.”
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  • “I've made peace with insecurity... because there is no security of any kind.”
    Dick Van Dyke
     
  • “Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.”
    Dick Van Dyke
     
  • “- Bert: It's true that Mavis and Sybil have ways that are winning, and Prudence and Gwendolyn set your heart spinning! Phoebe's delightful, Maude is disarming...
    - Penguins: Janice, Felicia, Lydia...
    - Bert: ...charming! Cynthia's dashing, Vivian's sweet! Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla's a treat.
    - Penguins: Veronica, Millicent, Agnes, and...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Dick Van Dyke - Bert
    James MacDonald - Penguins
  • “- Bert: All right, I'll do it myself!
    - Mary Poppins: Do what?
    - Bert: Bit o' magic!
    - Michael: A bit of magic?
    - Bert: It's easy! Let's see... You think [he, Jane, and Michael do so], you wink [they do it], you do a double blink [they do it], you close your eyes... and jump [they jump onto the drawing but nothing happens]
    - Jane: Is something...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Dick Van Dyke - Bert
    Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
    Matthew Garber - Michael Banks
    Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks
  • “- Bert: Bert'll take care of you, just like I was your own father. Now who's after you?
    - Jane: Father is.
    - Bert: What!?”

    Dick Van Dyke - Bert
    Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks
  • “- Bert: Let's sit down. You know, begging your pardon, but the one my heart goes out to is your father. There he is, in that cold heartless bank day after day, hammed in by mounds of cold heartless money. I don't like to see any living thing caged up.
    - Jane: Father in a cage?
    - Bert: They makes cages of all sizes and shapes, you know....” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Dick Van Dyke - Bert
    Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks
  • - Bert: Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke I saved for just such an occasion. Would you like to hear it?
    - Uncle Albert: [sobbing] I'd be so grateful.
    - Bert: Well it's about me granddad, see, and one night he has a nightmare. He was so scared, he chewed his pillow to bits. Bits. In the morning, I says, "How you feel, Granddad?" He says, "Oh, not... (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Dick Van Dyke - Bert
    Ed Wynn - Uncle Albert
    [Tag:humor, sadness]
  • - Mary Poppins: You know, you can say it backwards, which is "docious-ali-expi-istic-fragil-cali-rupus" - but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?
    - Bert: Indubitably!

    Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
    Dick Van Dyke - Bert
  • “- Mary Poppins: Why, it's the most disgraceful sight I've ever seen, or my name isn't Mary Poppins.
    - Bert: Speakin' o' names, I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
    - Uncle Albert: What's the name of his other leg?”

    Julie Andrews - Mary Poppins
    Dick Van Dyke - Bert
    Ed Wynn - Uncle Albert
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