“- Jack Lawrence: This kid is a major pain in the ass, he's so damn annoying.
- Carrie: You don't like anything that's annoying.
- Jack Lawrence: Who does?”
Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Carrie Lawrence

“What I have crossed out I didn't like. What I haven't crossed out I am dissatisfied with.”

Cecil Blount DeMille

“I'm too tired and old and rich for all this, so let's do the scene.”

Spencer Tracy

“Some people are so difficult, it's just not worth working with them.”
Sir Patrick Stewart

“I don't like anything new.”
Clea DuVall