“Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.”
George Burns

“By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.”
George Burns

“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.”
Shirley MacLaine

“There are compensations for growing older. One is the realization that to be sporting isn't at all necessary. It is a great relief to reach this stage of wisdom.”
Cornelia Otis Skinner

“First you are young; then you are middle-aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful.”
Diana Cooper