“I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“I don’t owe them the fuzz off my peaches.”
Cameron Britton - Hazel

“-Saul: It’s Kunta Kinte and Ebola.
-Clarence: The famine and Blood Diamond.
-Morris: Nelson Mandela and Winnie.
-Customer: Those hungry babies with flies on their face.
-Clarence: Hey. Woh. Woh. Woh. Woh. That’s too much now. You just stepped over the line now. ”

“I know that I care, but do enough other people know that I care? ”
Joe Keery - Duke Goolies

“You and Unity are like... like leggings and mid-calf boots. You think you're great together, but you're just bringing out the worst in each other.”

Spencer Grammer - Summer Smith