Internet quotes

“It's nice to be able to communicate digitally with people around the world.”
Jared Leto

“I've loved the Internet space in terms of creative content control and ownership.”
Kevin Pollak

“- Doug Madsen: You're the sheriff, aren't you going out there?
- Charley: Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet! For arms training they just told us to play Doom!”
Tim Allen - Doug Madsen
Stephen Tobolowsky - Charley

“I’m cool dad, that’s my thing. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face.”
Ty Burrell - Phil Dunphy

“The internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn’t understand—the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.”

Joe Mantegna - David Rossi

“A lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population. I'll take the highest bidder—Al-Qaeda, North Korea, Republicans, shriners, balding men that work out, people on the Internet that are only turned on by cartoons of Japanese teenagers.”
Gary Anthony Williams - Poncho

“It’s a rare occurrence, like a double rainbow. Or like someone on the internet saying, ‘You know what? You’ve convinced me I was wrong.'”
Ted Danson - Michael

“I know that I care, but do enough other people know that I care? ”
Joe Keery - Duke Goolies

“Right now, it takes about 6 months exposure to social media for the average person to become hopelessly radicalized. ”
Laurence Fishburne - Narrator

“Social networks make you vulnerable and offer nothing in return.”
Penn Badgley - Joe Goldberg

“Hello. Who are you? All your accounts are public, you want them to see you, to listen to you, to know you.”
Penn Badgley - Joe Goldberg

“Pictures hang about on Google like a Gypsy curse. There’s no cure for the Internet, you would never go away.”
Jerome Flynn - Hector

“That Internet stuff drifts off like weather. It’s half hate. They don’t mean it. The hate in a marriage, that’s in 3D.”
Kelly Macdonald - Karin Parke

“Apparently you can’t hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security tattling to your mother.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“- KnowsMore: Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today?
- Ralph: Umm...
- KnowsMore: Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami?
- Ralph: No.
- KnowsMore: Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
- Ralph: Rrrrrr!
- KnowsMore: Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel?
- Vanellope: [to Ralph] I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.” (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Tudyk - KnowsMore
John C. Reilly - Ralph
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope

I got 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?"
Alan Tudyk - KnowsMore

- Vanellope: We are going to the internet!
- Ralph: Super exciting! Just one minor thing: what is an "internet"?
Sarah Silverman - Vanellope
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“We all need to decide what makes it safe and secure on the Internet. It can't be anybody else's decision. We have to have a voice.”
Jimmi Simpson

“Internet! Who needs it?”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone

“I don't even know what memes are, I'm, like, an old person, so I don't really know what a meme is.”
David Harbour

“I don't understand technology. I don't even Tweet. I have someone in the US who does that for me; nothing personal, just work stuff.”
Gillian Anderson

“I definitely don't Google my name.”
Jessica Simpson

“- Julian: I hear you telling your friends to come over here and you're gonna smoke some weed.
- Vicky: No, no.
- Julian: That alakazam?
- Vicky: Julian, I'm talking about like, a... you know, like a magic trick. Abracadabra!
- Julian: I know you're talking about smoking weed. Don't lie to me. That's against the rules, I'm telling my mom.
- Vicky...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jibrail Nantambu - Julian
Virginia Gardner - Vicky

“There's a lot of noise in the world, and the Internet magnifies that energy.”
Ben Affleck

“- Carol: Someone tracked down and bought all those wonderful antique toys.
- Scott Calvin: Probably someone that knows his way around eBay.”

Elizabeth Mitchell - Carol
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin