Humor quotes
173 humor quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The Martian
“I'm left with only one option, I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.”
- From the movie: Spectre
“Nothing can be as painful as listening to you talk.”
- La trovi in Actors and Art
“I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor.”
“Humor is healing.”
- La trovi in Actors and Art
“I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me that all of life has that.”
- From the movie: Rookie of the Year
“Pitcher's got a big butt! Pitcher's got a big butt!”
- From the movie: Brooklyn
- From the movie: The Castle
“- Wayne Kerrigan: How's Mum?
- Dale Kerrigan: Good.
- Wayne Kerrigan: How's Dad?
- Dale Kerrigan: Good.
- Wayne Kerrigan: How's Trace?
- Dale Kerrigan: Good.
- Wayne Kerrigan: How are you?
- Dale Kerrigan: Good.
- Wayne Kerrigan: How's Steve?
- Dale Kerrigan: He's all right.
- Wayne Kerrigan: Good.
- Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] We could just...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Coming 2 America
“-Saul: It’s Kunta Kinte and Ebola.
-Clarence: The famine and Blood Diamond.
-Morris: Nelson Mandela and Winnie.
-Customer: Those hungry babies with flies on their face.
-Clarence: Hey. Woh. Woh. Woh. Woh. That’s too much now. You just stepped over the line now. ” - La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won't cancel anything out, considering when you love someone you love someone, and sometimes you just can't explain it.”
- La trovi in Career in Cinema
“Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.”
“There's such a unique humour in Wales that I just love and miss in Los Angeles.”
- From the movie: Our Brand Is Crisis
- From the movie: The Final Girls
“Oooh, I love legends! Loch Ness, Bigfoot, Bon Jovi... all of 'em!”
- From the movie: Carol
“- Fred Haymes: Why don´t you seat?
- Carol Aird: Why is it people think you take better bad news if you´re sitting down?” - From the movie: Room
“- Ma: He's on the other side of this wall.
- Jack: What other side?
- Ma: Jack, there's two sides to everything.
- Jack: Not on an octagon.” - From the movie: Ant-Man
“It's not too often that you rob a place and then you get welcomed back.”
- From the movie: 50 First Dates
“Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?”
- From the movie: 10,000 Saints
“- Les: So you got any New Yearresolutions, Princess Di?
- Diane: Yes.
- Les: What are they?
- Diane: To stop dating my dealer.
- Les: Now why would you do that? With me you get the whole package: sex and drugs.” - From the movie: Son in Law
“Old McWalter had a farm and on that farm he had a kid with squishy, puffy cheeks.”
- From the movie: Ice Age
- From the movie: Black Sea
“- Captain Robinson: What are you looking for?
- Tobin: The windows.
- Captain Robinson: The what?
- Tobin: Well, the lads said I should give the windows a clean before we head out, but I can't find any.
- Captain Robinson: It's a submarine. There are no windows. What's the broom for?
- Tobin: There's no chimney, is there?” - From the movie: Crazy/Beautiful
“You want to join the mile high club?”
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