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“Natasha Romanoff-Did you do anything fun Saturday night?
Steve Rogers-Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really.
Natasha Romanoff-You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she'd probably say yes.
Steve Rogers-That's why I don't ask.
Natasha Romanoff-Too shy, or too scared?
Steve Rogers-Too busy!”
“Fun is for suckers. Staring down the barrel of my own morality always beats fun.”
“You've got the vocabulary of a baked potato.”
“In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, And I don't want to fit in.”
“I know that I care, but do enough other people know that I care? ”
“For the love of Tom and Jerry please stop pummeling me with your purse!”
“-Saul: It’s Kunta Kinte and Ebola.
-Clarence: The famine and Blood Diamond.
-Morris: Nelson Mandela and Winnie.
-Customer: Those hungry babies with flies on their face.
-Clarence: Hey. Woh. Woh. Woh. Woh. That’s too much now. You just stepped over the line now. ”
“Oh that says house appropriations. So close to mouse appropriations.”
“I don’t owe them the fuzz off my peaches.”
“You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?”
“How about you do you, and I'll do me?”
“I have to go, there's a breast reduction on the fourth floor... I'm gonna go try and stop it.”
“Oh, my God! I just gagged and vomited at the same time. I gavomited.”
“Frick on a stick with a brick!”
“- Klaus: Ho ho ho!
- Jesper: Wait, wait, wait. Time out. Really? THAT'S how you laugh?”