“Mortals are weak and frail. If their stomach speaks, they forget their brain. If their brain speaks, they forget their heart. And if their heart speaks, they forget everything.”
Rex Ingram - Djinn

If you think I'm just plucky and scrappy and all I need is love, you're in over your heads. I don't have a heart of gold and I don't grow one later, OK? But relax. There's other people a lot nicer coming up - we call them "losers".
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt

“A laughing woman is disarmed, you can do what you like.”
Julien Carette - Marceau, le braconnier

“- Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
- Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.”
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice
Mike Henry - Junior

“Take away your guns and your hop and you're nothing but crawling yellow maggots.”

Walter Huston - Jim Fitzpatrick