Jane Lynch quotes
“I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.”
“Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.”
“- Paula: Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy'?
- Andy: No... what's that?
- Paula: Well, it's a special... friend... who you fuck.”
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“Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it... is... ugly!”
“I never went through a biological clock experience. I never even heard it ticking.”
“I don't wear particular designers. I wear whoever fits me well.”
“My first love, in my head, believe it or not, was Ron Howard.”
“- Gabby: Slumber house rules?
- Julie: Oh for the love of carbs do we have to?”