“- Richie Tozier: Hey Eddie, are these your birth control pills?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah, I'm saving them for your sister!”
Insult quotes
634 insult quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“You're as deceitful as your mother.”
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“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”
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“Pitcher's got a big butt! Pitcher's got a big butt!”
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“- Ernie Lazarro: He insulted me, called me names? Like what?
- Tony Scarboni: Fruity ass.
- Ernie Lazarro: A what?
- Tony Scarboni: A fruity ass.
- Ernie Lazarro: What the hell is a fruity ass?”
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“You shut the fuck up, Bennie. I would tell you to kiss my ass too, but you probably can't find it you blind motherfucker.”
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“- Inspector Slimane: When one can't use guns, one must work with brains.
- Commissioner Janvier: I prefer guns!
- Inspector Slimane: In your case, honest sir, such a preference is unavoidable.”
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“There's always the possibility that some asshole will be offended. Isn't there?”
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- Happy Gilmore: I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal".
- Bob Barker: It's "The Price Is Right", Happy.
- Happy Gilmore: Oh, yeah. Sorry. -
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“Riverside motherfucker.”
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“You don't keep a man waiting. The only time you do is when you want to say something. When you want to say fuck you.”
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“- Robbie: You old cunt!
- Mildred Hayes: I'm not old, Robbie.”
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“- Tallahassee: Rules are for pussies, nothing personal.
- Columbus: How could that not be personal? That’s like my whole thing.
- Tallahassee: Yeah, you’re right. It was personal.”
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“I do not like to be interrupted in the middle of an insult.”
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“- Zelda Spooner: I suppose you have never heard of the Beatles either.
- Dino: Oh sure. And I can sing better than all three of them.
- Zelda Spooner: There are four of them!
- Dino: Oh, haven't you heard? One of them got his hair caught in his guitar and was electrocuted.
- Zelda Spooner: You can make jokes about them but they're young and...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Earl Stone: What? I thought you were dead. No such luck, I guess.
- Tim Kennedy: Let me tell you something. Did anyone ever tell you you're a bit of an asshole, Earl?
- Earl Stone: All the time. Even in Spanish. All the time.”
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“- Mary Stuart: Do not play into their hands. Our hatred is precisely what they hope for. I know your heart has more within it than the men who counsel you.
- Queen Elizabeth I: You would do well to watch your words!
- Mary Stuart: I will not be scolded by my inferior!
- Queen Elizabeth I: Your inferior?”
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“- Dr. Austin Sloper: You have found a tongue at last, Catherine. 'Tis only to say such terrible things to me.
- Catherine Sloper: Yes. This is a field where you will not compare me to my mother.”
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“Now, why would you call his mother a garden tool?”
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