Insult quotes

“Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.”

Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“- Richie Tozier: Hey Eddie, are these your birth control pills?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah, I'm saving them for your sister!”
Finn Wolfhard - Richie Tozier
Jack Dylan Grazer - Eddie Kaspbrak

“For a nation of pigs, it sure is funny you don't eat them! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I fuck your sons and daughters because they're pigs! You're a pig! You're all pigs.”

Randy Quaid - Jimmy Booth

“- Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
- Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they suck.”
Nancy Hillis - Terry
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“I'm not a freak. He's a freak. I'm a goddamn good-looking man.”

Dabney Coleman - Mark Winslow

“Usually when someone’s being talked about behind their back, it’s me and it’s right in front of my face.”
Mayim Bialik - Amy Farrah Fowler

“- Tallahassee: Rules are for pussies, nothing personal.
- Columbus: How could that not be personal? That’s like my whole thing.
- Tallahassee: Yeah, you’re right. It was personal.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“You're as deceitful as your mother.”
Kirk Douglas - Harrison

“- Mark Baum: [on the phone] Ok, I want you to walk back in there and very calmly, very politely tell the risk-assessors to fuck-off!
- Vinnie Daniel: [Walks into the room] Gentlemen, I just spoke with Mark Baum and he says to 'fuck off'.”
Steve Carrell - Mark Baum
Jeremy Strong - Vinnie Daniel

“Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, scrotum head.”

Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

“Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snow blower.”
Tim Blaney - Number 5

I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now, but please refrain from using the term "thundercunt."

Allison Janney - Elaine Crocker

“You, pancake-eating motherfucker.”

Kevin Costner - Sonny Weaver Jr.

“How do we know a toad like you even has the power to aid us?”

Richard Lynch - Cromwell

“Jodia puta, te estoy comiendo el culo!”

Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“- Shannon Christie: Get your filthy hands off me you ugly animal!
- Flynn: That'll cost you a day's wage. Go ahead. Insult me again.
- Shannon Christie:Pig.
- Flynn: There goes tomorrow. Done?
- Shannon Christie: Take Friday as well, you spineless little fraction of a man.”
Nicole Kidman - Shannon Christie
Clint Howard - Flynn

“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”

Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon

“- Bennie Wilson: Excuse me, I got somethin' in my eye.
- Gambler: Well, get it the fuck out your eye you blind motherfucker!”
Redd Foxx - Bennie Wilson

“You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you; you're a total freakin' retard!”

Dennis Hopper - Deacon

- Monica Wright: Um, she's a hoe because she's sending her coochie through the mail! I mean, she's not saying "You're a nice guy, and I want to get to know you”. She's saying, "I wanna bone!”.
- Quincy McCall: At least she's honest.
- Monica Wright: Yeah... an honest tramp ass hoe!
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall

“Pitcher's got a big butt! Pitcher's got a big butt!”
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Henry Rowengartner

“- Ernie Lazarro: He insulted me, called me names? Like what?
- Tony Scarboni: Fruity ass.
- Ernie Lazarro: A what?
- Tony Scarboni: A fruity ass.
- Ernie Lazarro: What the hell is a fruity ass?”
Alan Arkin - Ernie Lazarro
Vincent Pastore - Tony Scarboni

“You shut the fuck up, Bennie. I would tell you to kiss my ass too, but you probably can't find it you blind motherfucker.”
Della Reese - Vera

“- Inspector Slimane: When one can't use guns, one must work with brains.
- Commissioner Janvier: I prefer guns!
- Inspector Slimane: In your case, honest sir, such a preference is unavoidable.”
Joseph Calleia - Inspector Slimane
Paul Harvey - Commissioner Janvier

“ - Charlotte Flax: I don’t want to go, I want to stay!
- Mrs. Flax: And do what?
- Charlotte Flax: Finish High school!
- Mrs. Flax: Great start! What’s your major, Town Tramp?
- Charlotte Flax: No, mom! The town already has one!”
Winona Ryder - Charlotte Flax
Cher - Mrs. Flax