Insult quotes

“Pitcher's got a big butt! Pitcher's got a big butt!”
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Henry Rowengartner

“- Ernie Lazarro: He insulted me, called me names? Like what?
- Tony Scarboni: Fruity ass.
- Ernie Lazarro: A what?
- Tony Scarboni: A fruity ass.
- Ernie Lazarro: What the hell is a fruity ass?”
Alan Arkin - Ernie Lazarro
Vincent Pastore - Tony Scarboni

“ - Charlotte Flax: I don’t want to go, I want to stay!
- Mrs. Flax: And do what?
- Charlotte Flax: Finish High school!
- Mrs. Flax: Great start! What’s your major, Town Tramp?
- Charlotte Flax: No, mom! The town already has one!”
Winona Ryder - Charlotte Flax
Cher - Mrs. Flax

“- Zelda Spooner: I suppose you have never heard of the Beatles either.
- Dino: Oh sure. And I can sing better than all three of them.
- Zelda Spooner: There are four of them!
- Dino: Oh, haven't you heard? One of them got his hair caught in his guitar and was electrocuted.
- Zelda Spooner: You can make jokes about them but they're young and...” (continue) (continue reading)
Felicia Farr - Zelda
Dean Martin - Dino

“- Frank Flannagan: Aren't you a little too young for that?
- Ariane Chavasse: I was about to ask you a similar question. Aren't you a little too old for that?
- Frank Flannagan: That hurts! First you save a man's life, then you stab him. Is that kind?”

Gary Cooper - Frank Flannagan
Audrey Hepburn - Ariane Chavasse

“- Earl Stone: What? I thought you were dead. No such luck, I guess.
- Tim Kennedy: Let me tell you something. Did anyone ever tell you you're a bit of an asshole, Earl?
- Earl Stone: All the time. Even in Spanish. All the time.”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
Richard Herd - Tim Kennedy

“- Mary Stuart: Do not play into their hands. Our hatred is precisely what they hope for. I know your heart has more within it than the men who counsel you.
- Queen Elizabeth I: You would do well to watch your words!
- Mary Stuart: I will not be scolded by my inferior!
- Queen Elizabeth I: Your inferior?”
Saoirse Una Ronan - Mary Stuart
Margot Robbie - Queen Elizabeth I

“- Dr. Austin Sloper: You have found a tongue at last, Catherine. 'Tis only to say such terrible things to me.
- Catherine Sloper: Yes. This is a field where you will not compare me to my mother.”
Ralph David Richardson - Dr. Austin Sloper
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - Catherine Sloper

“- Venom: Parasite?
- Eddie Brock: Yeah. It's a term of endearment, that's all.
- Venom: Apologize!
- Eddie Brock: No.
- Venom: Apologize!
- Eddie Brock: All right, fine. I'm sorry. So, what do you want to do now?
- Venom: The way I see it, we can do whatever we want.”
Tom Hardy - Venom
Tom Hardy - Eddie Brock

“Now, why would you call his mother a garden tool?”
Edith Fields - Principal

“Does the n-word offend you... nigger?”

Stone Cold Steve Austin - Guard Dunham

- Cady Heron: And they have this book, this "Burn Book", where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.
- Janis Ian: What does it say about me?
- Cady Heron: [lying, because the book describes Janis Ian as a dyke] You're not in it.
- Janis Ian: Those bitches!
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron
Lizzy Caplan - Janis Ian

For a, quote, "elite unit", unquote, they seem to be letting in anything with wings, including those flies circling your bottom.

Pip Torrens - Lofty

“Only in America is having a higher education considered an insult.”
Laura Haddock - Vivian Wembley

“- Richie Tozier: Hey Eddie, are these your birth control pills?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah, I'm saving them for your sister!”
Finn Wolfhard - Richie Tozier
Jack Dylan Grazer - Eddie Kaspbrak

“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: We've got a warrant for you, old man.
- Buckshot Roberts: I ain't got no business with that warrant no more, pecker head son of a bitch.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Brian Keith - Buckshot Roberts

“You are so beyond fucked, you couldn't catch a bus back to fucked.”
Daniel Benzali - Reggie

“Why do I think you want to call me something else? You want to call me something else, Scotty? I can see you thinking it, whether you say it or not.”

Garikayi Mutambirwa - Deaundre 'Double D' Davis

“- Luca: You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it!
- Garfield: And you, Luca. You're on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.”
Brad Garrett - Luca
Bill Murray - Garfield

- Nick: What did Manny Vasquez call you?
- Catherine: "Bitch" mostly, but he meant it affectionately.
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell

“I'm not neurotic, I'm just a bitch.”
Bette Midler - Lilly Leonard

“For a nation of pigs, it sure is funny you don't eat them! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I fuck your sons and daughters because they're pigs! You're a pig! You're all pigs.”

Randy Quaid - Jimmy Booth

“- Rose: What's a 'jarhead'?
- Eddie Birdlace: That's just what we call ourselves. You see, I'm a United States marine. It's okay if we say it but if a squid says it, you know, a sailor? Then it's fist city. But it's alright if a woman says it... especially if she can sing as good as you can.
- Rose: Thanks. Thanks very much. Jarhead.”
Lili Taylor - Rose
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace

“- Peter Quill: It's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.
- Rocket: Don't call me a racoon!
- Peter Quill: I'm sorry. I took it too far. I meant trash panda.
- Rocket: [he looks around in confusion] Is that better?
- Drax: I don't know.
- Peter Quill: [snickering] It's worse. It's so much worse.”
Chris Pratt - Peter Quill
Bradley Cooper - Rocket
Dave Bautista - Drax

“He tried to rape me but I guess my body was so rigid that he couldn't. And then he started calling me a disgusting lesbian, a stupid dyke, a pathetic piece of shit and that if he couldn't get it into my pussy then he was gonna make me suck it. And I remember... I don't know what I remember, I just remember this horrible choking feeling. And he...” (continue) (continue reading)
Madonna - Sarah Jennings