Insult quotes

“Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.”

Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“- Richie Tozier: Hey Eddie, are these your birth control pills?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah, I'm saving them for your sister!”
Finn Wolfhard - Richie Tozier
Jack Dylan Grazer - Eddie Kaspbrak

“For a nation of pigs, it sure is funny you don't eat them! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I fuck your sons and daughters because they're pigs! You're a pig! You're all pigs.”

Randy Quaid - Jimmy Booth

“I think, Junior, if your daddy knew how stupid you were, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey.”

Steven Seagal - Jack Taggart

“- Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
- Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they suck.”
Nancy Hillis - Terry
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“I'm not a freak. He's a freak. I'm a goddamn good-looking man.”

Dabney Coleman - Mark Winslow

“Usually when someone’s being talked about behind their back, it’s me and it’s right in front of my face.”
Mayim Bialik - Amy Farrah Fowler

“- Tallahassee: Rules are for pussies, nothing personal.
- Columbus: How could that not be personal? That’s like my whole thing.
- Tallahassee: Yeah, you’re right. It was personal.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“You're as deceitful as your mother.”
Kirk Douglas - Harrison

“- Mark Baum: [on the phone] Ok, I want you to walk back in there and very calmly, very politely tell the risk-assessors to fuck-off!
- Vinnie Daniel: [Walks into the room] Gentlemen, I just spoke with Mark Baum and he says to 'fuck off'.”
Steve Carrell - Mark Baum
Jeremy Strong - Vinnie Daniel

“Now this is my idea of an ass bandit. Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, scrotum head.”

Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

“Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snow blower.”
Tim Blaney - Number 5

I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now, but please refrain from using the term "thundercunt."

Allison Janney - Elaine Crocker

“You, pancake-eating motherfucker.”

Kevin Costner - Sonny Weaver Jr.

“Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare's French!”

David Naughton - David Kessler

“How do we know a toad like you even has the power to aid us?”

Richard Lynch - Cromwell

“Jodia puta, te estoy comiendo el culo!”

Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel.”
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen

“You know what you are - you're an ass-half... Takes two of you to make an ass-whole.”

Robin Williams - Joey O'Brien

“Poole was right! You are an ox and a moron!”

Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Reepicheep: Choose your last words carefully, Telmarine!
- Prince Caspian: You are a mouse.
- Reepicheep: I was hoping for something a little more original. Pick up your sword.”
Eddie Izzard - Reepicheep
Ben Barnes - Prince Caspian

“- Shannon Christie: Get your filthy hands off me you ugly animal!
- Flynn: That'll cost you a day's wage. Go ahead. Insult me again.
- Shannon Christie:Pig.
- Flynn: There goes tomorrow. Done?
- Shannon Christie: Take Friday as well, you spineless little fraction of a man.”
Nicole Kidman - Shannon Christie
Clint Howard - Flynn

“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”

Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon

“- Elderly Law Client: But he told me to go to hell!
- Bobby Jones: I checked the law on that, and you don't have to go.”
Ted Manson - Elderly Law Client
Jim Caviezel - Bobby Jones

“- Bennie Wilson: Excuse me, I got somethin' in my eye.
- Gambler: Well, get it the fuck out your eye you blind motherfucker!”
Redd Foxx - Bennie Wilson