Insult quotes

“- Richie Tozier: Hey Eddie, are these your birth control pills?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah, I'm saving them for your sister!”
Finn Wolfhard - Richie Tozier
Jack Dylan Grazer - Eddie Kaspbrak

“Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.”

Ross Bagley - Buckwheat

“For a nation of pigs, it sure is funny you don't eat them! Jesus Christ forgave the bastards, but I can't! I hate! I hate you! I hate your nation! And I hate your people! And I fuck your sons and daughters because they're pigs! You're a pig! You're all pigs.”

Randy Quaid - Jimmy Booth

“- Terry: All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good.
- Happy Gilmore: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they suck.”
Nancy Hillis - Terry
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“- Tallahassee: Rules are for pussies, nothing personal.
- Columbus: How could that not be personal? That’s like my whole thing.
- Tallahassee: Yeah, you’re right. It was personal.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“You're as deceitful as your mother.”
Kirk Douglas - Harrison

“- Mark Baum: [on the phone] Ok, I want you to walk back in there and very calmly, very politely tell the risk-assessors to fuck-off!
- Vinnie Daniel: [Walks into the room] Gentlemen, I just spoke with Mark Baum and he says to 'fuck off'.”
Steve Carrell - Mark Baum
Jeremy Strong - Vinnie Daniel

“Hey, laser lips, your mama was a snow blower.”
Tim Blaney - Number 5

“How do we know a toad like you even has the power to aid us?”

Richard Lynch - Cromwell

“Jodia puta, te estoy comiendo el culo!”

Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“- Shannon Christie: Get your filthy hands off me you ugly animal!
- Flynn: That'll cost you a day's wage. Go ahead. Insult me again.
- Shannon Christie:Pig.
- Flynn: There goes tomorrow. Done?
- Shannon Christie: Take Friday as well, you spineless little fraction of a man.”
Nicole Kidman - Shannon Christie
Clint Howard - Flynn

“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”

Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon

“- Bennie Wilson: Excuse me, I got somethin' in my eye.
- Gambler: Well, get it the fuck out your eye you blind motherfucker!”
Redd Foxx - Bennie Wilson

- Monica Wright: Um, she's a hoe because she's sending her coochie through the mail! I mean, she's not saying "You're a nice guy, and I want to get to know you”. She's saying, "I wanna bone!”.
- Quincy McCall: At least she's honest.
- Monica Wright: Yeah... an honest tramp ass hoe!
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall

“Pitcher's got a big butt! Pitcher's got a big butt!”
Thomas Ian Nicholas - Henry Rowengartner

“- Ernie Lazarro: He insulted me, called me names? Like what?
- Tony Scarboni: Fruity ass.
- Ernie Lazarro: A what?
- Tony Scarboni: A fruity ass.
- Ernie Lazarro: What the hell is a fruity ass?”
Alan Arkin - Ernie Lazarro
Vincent Pastore - Tony Scarboni

“You shut the fuck up, Bennie. I would tell you to kiss my ass too, but you probably can't find it you blind motherfucker.”
Della Reese - Vera

“- Inspector Slimane: When one can't use guns, one must work with brains.
- Commissioner Janvier: I prefer guns!
- Inspector Slimane: In your case, honest sir, such a preference is unavoidable.”
Joseph Calleia - Inspector Slimane
Paul Harvey - Commissioner Janvier

“ - Charlotte Flax: I don’t want to go, I want to stay!
- Mrs. Flax: And do what?
- Charlotte Flax: Finish High school!
- Mrs. Flax: Great start! What’s your major, Town Tramp?
- Charlotte Flax: No, mom! The town already has one!”
Winona Ryder - Charlotte Flax
Cher - Mrs. Flax

“- Doughboy: Ho's gotta eat too.
- Shalika: Who you callin' a ho? I ain't no ho.
- Doughboy: Oops, I'm sorry, bitch.”
Ice Cube - Doughboy
Regina King - Shalika

“There's always the possibility that some asshole will be offended. Isn't there?”
Clint Eastwood - Frank Morris

“- Alyssa Jones: How bad could it have been?
- Holden McNeil: Well, have you ever seen a nun call a small child a fucking cunt rag?”

Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones
Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil

“Does the n-word offend you... nigger?”

Stone Cold Steve Austin - Guard Dunham

“- Phone Voice: Do you like scary movies?
- Sidney Prescott: What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.”
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott
Roger Jackson - Phone Voice

- Happy Gilmore: I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now. But I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal".
- Bob Barker: It's "The Price Is Right", Happy.
- Happy Gilmore: Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Bob Barker - Bob Barker