“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
Heathcote Williams

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal

“Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.”
Bill Cosby

“You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father and finally he played my husband. If he had lived I'm sure I would have played his mother. That's the way it is in Hollywood. The men get younger and the women get older.”
Lillian Gish On Lionel Barrymore

“With men it's like I'm trying every color in the jellybean jar to see what's going to taste good.”
Raquel Welch