“- Flo Addams: Maybe he won't wanna leave. He told me on a postcard he's in a grand hideout and having a swell time with his mental disorder.
- Little John Sarto: If he ever told you that on a postcard, maybe they ought to keep him in there.”

Ann Sothern - Flo Addams
Edward G. Robinson - Little John Sarto

“- Jack Lawrence: He was lying to me, but he made me feel good.
- Carrie Lawrence: What do you mean he lied to you?
- Jack Lawrence: Lied right to my face. Big-time lie.
- Carrie Lawrence: How do you know?
- Jack Lawrence: I'm a lawyer. People lie to me all the time.”
Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Carrie Lawrence

“- Jo Ann: You lie to me about Mac, you lie to Mac about me, you lie to the judge about everybody. Sooner or later, you have to lose sight of the facts, don't you?
- Nick Frescia: No. No, you don't lose sight of the facts, not unless you're nuts. You just... you lose sight of your feelings.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Kurt Russell - Frescia

“Mrs. Bird-Actors are some of the most evil, devious people on the planet.
Mary Brown-Are they?
Mrs. Bird-They lie for a living.”
Julie Walters - Mrs Bird
Sally Hawkins - Mary Brown

“You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress. I've got all of them!”

Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison