Disease quotes

“- Loretta Castorini: That was so awful.
- Ronny Cammareri: Awful?
- Loretta Castorini: Beautiful... sad. She died!
- Ronny Cammareri: Yes.
- Loretta Castorini: I was surprised... You know, I didn't really think she was gonna die. I knew she was sick.
- Ronny Cammareri: She had TB.
- Loretta Castorini: I know! I mean, she was coughing her brains...” (continue)(continue reading)

Cher - Loretta Castorini
Nicolas Cage - Ronny Cammareri

“I don't know much about this Cable fella, but I guarantee you he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has.”

Rob Delaney - Peter

“You know when you know you've gone rotten? Really rotten? Fruit flies. Dirty little fruit flies. Coming to feast on what's left.”
Rami Malek - Freddie Mercury

“Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.”
Woody Allen - Z

“Life can be a sick joke. One day you're developing prints in the darkroom and the next day you wake up - in the dark. Genetic disease.”
Stephen Root - Jim Hudson

“- Eddie Kaspbrak: Have you ever heard of a staph infection?
- Richie Tozier: Oh I'll show you a staph infection!”
Jack Dylan Grazer - Eddie Kaspbrak
Finn Wolfhard - Richie Tozier

“How you live your life is your business, just remember, our hearts and our bodies are given to us only once. And before you know it, your heart is worn out, and, as for your body, there comes a point when no one looks at it, much less wants to come near it. Right now, there's sorrow, pain. Don't kill it and with it the joy you've felt.”

Michael Stuhlbarg - Mr. Perlman

“- Agent Fox Mulder: This is what you've been conspiring to conceal? A disease?
- The Well-Manicured Man: No, for God's sake. You've got it all backwards! AIDS, the Ebola virus, on an evolutionary scale they are newborns. This virus walked the planet long before the dinosaurs.”
David Duchovny - Agent Fox Mulder
John Neville - The Well-Manicured Man

“You're the disease, and I'm the cure.”

Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

“Your expectations for your son may change over time, they might include marriage, children, self-sufficiency. They might not. But I guarantee you, if we let the world set expectations for our children, they'll start low, and they'll stay there. And maybe... Just maybe... He doesn't understand how to tell us. Or... we haven't yet learned how to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jason Davis - Neurologist

“- Shelly DeVoto: You know, Vada, you have to watch what you eat at the carnival. I remember one summer I went with my two older cousins, and they both ate hot dogs, and the next day they had nephritis.
- Vada Sultenfuss: Nephritis is a kidney disease, you don't get it from eating hot dogs.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly DeVoto
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- Mary Reilly: He said you have an illness. What kind of an illness?
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: You might call it a fracture in my soul, something which left me with a taste for oblivion.”
Julia Roberts - Mary Reilly
John Malkovich - Dr. Henry Jekyll

“As soon as you realize that the random events in your life are God... you will live a much better life. You spend your life believing that you have all the control over what happens. Bullshit. The plane you're flying goes down? Out of your control. God gives you cancer. I have no control over that. Did God give me cancer? You bet your ass God...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Badge Dale - Gaunt Young Man

“[on actress Nancy Marchand, who passed away during the production] As she got sicker, it was very hard for her to remember lines, which she found incredibly frustrating. Her reputation was that she could look at a script just for minutes and memorize it.”

Allen Coulter

“- Rayon's Father: I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes and not embarrassing me.
- Rayon: Are you ashamed of me? 'Cause I hadn't realized that.
- Rayon's Father: God help me.
- Rayon: He is helping you. I have AIDS.”
James DuMont - Rayon's Father
Jared Leto - Rayon

“- Supermodel: You're not afraid of catching germs? And you know, I'm coming down with a cold and everything...
- Lee Simon: From you I'd be willing to catch terminal cancer.”
Charlize Theron - Supermodel
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Lee Simon

“I was in pretty horrible shape. In fact I was on my way to a sanatorium to convalesce when a native scout told me a curious story. Man eats the flesh of another, he takes the other man's strength, absorbs his spirit. Well. Naturally I just had to try. Consequently I ate the scout first and you know he was absolutely right. I grew stronger....” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert Carlyle - Col. Ives

“- Fletcher Reede: Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break?
- Judge Marshall Stevens: Can't it wait?
- Fletcher Reede: Yes it can. But I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!
- Judge Marshall Stevens: Is that true?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Jason Bernard - Judge Marshall Stevens

“Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.”

Hugo Weaving - Agent Smith

“- Blue Bell the Troll: They are called 'The Brothers Gibb'.
- Blabberwort: And the song: it concerns a deadly fever that only strikes on Saturdays.”

Jeremiah Birkett - Blue Bell the Troll
Dawnn Lewis - Blabberwort the Troll

“- Rick Leland: Are you getting sick?
- Alberta Marlow: I don't know. How do girls usually act when you kiss them?
- Rick Leland: Well, they don't turn green.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.”

Jim Carrey - Hank

“What is a virus but a colonizing force that cannot be defeated, living in a cave underground until it mutates and attacks.”
John Neville - The Well-Manicured Man

“My complication had a little complication. But Dr. Jaffe says I'll soon be up and bounding about like a young gazelle.”
Barbara Hicks - Mrs. Alma Terrain

“- Ron: I have a hernia.
- April: Do you have syphilis?
- Ron: I said it's a hernia.
- April: I know. It's possible to have two things.”

Nick Offerman - Ron Swanson
Aubrey Plaza - April Ludgate