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“- Shelly DeVoto: You know, Vada, you have to watch what you eat at the carnival. I remember one summer I went with my two older cousins, and they both ate hot dogs, and the next day they had nephritis.
- Vada Sultenfuss: Nephritis is a kidney disease, you don't get it from eating hot dogs.”
“- Rayon's Father: I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes and not embarrassing me.
- Rayon: Are you ashamed of me? 'Cause I hadn't realized that.
- Rayon's Father: God help me.
- Rayon: He is helping you. I have AIDS.”
“I'm not dying of AIDS, I'm living with HIV.”
“When I had my ulcers, I was farting razor blades.”
“Alzheimer's is a devastating disease.”
“You know, gingivitis is the number one cause of all tooth decay.”
“After all, if people didn't have headaches, what would happen to the aspirin industry anyway?”
“- Lt. Barney Greenwald: Doctor, you have testified that the following symptoms exist in Lieutenant Commander Queeg's behavior: rigidity of personality, feelings of persecution, unreasonable suspicion, a mania for perfection, and a neurotic certainty that he is always in the right. Doctor, isn't there one psychiatric term for this illness?
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“I've finally understood why they have sent me this pestilence. There was famine, there were too many mouths, so the gods made less mouths.”
“- Cecile: Albertine! I mean Léontine! Slight maid problem. Some weird sisters rotate working for us.
- Anne Larson: Weird? How?
- Cecile: Every week one or the other is suddenly stricken with some odd malady. Maybe it's us.
- Maid: Yes, Mademoiselle?
- Cecile: Oh! Léontine...
- Maid: Léontine has a bad liver. I am her sister, Claudine.”
“I don't know much about this Cable fella, but I guarantee you he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has.”
“Stay full of this. Leaves no room for the cholera.”