“Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?”
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“- Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: I see why you like this video camera so much.
- Heather Donahue: You do?
- Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: It's not quite reality. It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.”
Joshua 'Josh' Leonard - Himself
Heather Donahue - Herself

“From here on out, I am only interested in what is real. Real people, real feelings, that's it, that's all I'm interested in.”
Billy Crudup - Russell Hammond

“- Michael Jordan: Someone has to go to my house and pick up my basketball gear.
- Daffy Duck: To your house? In 3-D land?”
Michael Jordan - Himself
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck

“Not real? lf l weren't real, could l do this?”
Billy West - Bugs Bunny