- FBI Agent: Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.
- Nathan Arizona, Sr.: Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?
- FBI Agent: Can you give us an indication why?
- Nathan Arizona, Sr.: Would you shop at a store called "Unpainted Huffheins"?
Trey Wilson - Nathan Arizona, Sr.

- Chase Hammond: Your parents named you "Dee Vine"?
- Dee Vine: No Dee's a contraction. I changed it myself.
Adrian Grenier - Chase Hammond
Keri Lynn Pratt - Dee Vine

“Trends change, people change. It's all about details, if you don't pay attention to details your doomed, i mean look at my nails! I went through junior high wearing nothing but pink, now pink makes me puke so i changed rearrange, see, it's called demented, no seriously the color's called demented.”
Julie Benz - Marcie

- Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine". How did your family come by it?
- Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
- Prince John: You mean you changed it to "Latrine"?
- Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse".
Richard Lewis - Prince John
Tracey Ullman - Latrine

“- Brandon: So what's your name?
- Candace: Candace. I hate it though. I'm thinking of changing it.
- Brandon: Sometimes that helps. I'm Brandon.”

Hilary Swank - Brandon Teena
Alicia Goranson - Candace