“That's what you're praying to. He doesn't want your prayers. He wants some answers. Did you feed the hungry? Did you give drink to the thirsty? Do you... clothe the naked and the needy? What about me? Ever offer me bed and board? You smug Yorkshire lot. I'll have a word wtih Him about the way you're treated me. He'll get you yet.”

Colin Firth - Birkin

“- Coco LaBouche: Years of clawing my way to the top, have gone to waste. Why am I not some child standard mother? Why? Why? Why?
- Jean-Claude: Becuase you hate children, and men find you, to be a heartless shrew.”
Susan Sarandon - Coco LaBouche
John Lithgow - Jean-Claude

“I am only here because I owe Leslie a thousand favors. I'm not big on charities. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He’s a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard.”

Nick Offerman - Ron Swanson

“You go for a man hard enough and fast enough, he don't have time to think about how many's with him; he thinks about himself, and how he might get clear of that wrath that's about to set down on him.”

Jeff Bridges - Rooster Cogburn

“The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.”
Jane Lynch - Calhoun