“I've seen better acting on porno.”
Leonard Earl Howze - Mark

“- Calvin: Don't forget: stay out of the adult bookstore.
- Adam: Adult bookstore. Why?
- Calvin: Poison gas. Invisible.”
Christopher Walken - Calvin
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“Hey, I brought you some more videos. You've got your choice: pornos or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both.”
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Tyler Durden: Why would anyone want this shit job?
- The Narrator: Because it affords him other interesting opportunities.
- Tyler Durden: Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films.”

Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“Not that I'm complaining, but I usually don't like my filth this clean!”

Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko