Pornography quotes

“Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desire. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?”
Richard Fleischer

Do you know how many hours I spent looking for my "Temple of Poon" tape. One. That is a long time to be looking for porn.

Paulo Costanzo - Ryan

“Horrormovies turn on chicks faster than porno.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Whenever I look at naked ladies, I get really tired. Then I get my second wind, and then I want to look at more naked ladies.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

“Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.”
Wilmer Valderrama - Fez

“Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman.”
Adam Brody - Seth Cohen

“We must educate ourselves and our children to understand that porn is for losers, they write, a boring, wasteful and dead-end outlet for people too lazy to reap the ample rewards of healthy sexuality.”
Pamela Anderson

“- Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
- Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.”
Donna Bullock - Mrs. Kidman
Chris Marquette - Eli

“Give the people what they want... old-fashioned apocalyptic porn.”
Benjamin Kanes - Young Birdman

“The reign of Christian terror is over. We're going back to our roots. We are porn again.”
Courtney Love - Althea Leasure Flynt

“I've never seen one of them before either, I wouldn't have taken you. It isn't like that. That's something else. It isn't love.”

Thelonious Bernard - Daniel

“Hollywood film-making of today is stooping to cheap salacious pornography in a crazy bastardization of a great art.”
Frank Capra

“- Lisa: How could you have sex with all of those women?
- Joe Young: I didn't it was a stunt cock.
- Lisa: A stunt cock? So you aren't touching all of those women's breasts?
- Joe Young: No they're all just special effects.”
Robyn Lynne Raab - Lisa
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“I don't buy it. I don't endorse it. I just point the way.”

Joaquin Phoenix - Max California

“So you're telling me you made a porno where the plot is the point?”
Ryan Gosling - Holland March

“Cockacidal maniac. Ex-porn star. She's done it all. They say she starred in the world's first interracial hardcore loop.”

Nick Frost - Ed

“- Lauren: Have you ever seen one of those kinds of movies before?
- Daniel: Sure, Londet's father owns this porno house. We go all the time.”
Diane Lane - Lauren
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel

“- Mortdecai: What kind of hell-place is this? I feel as though we've made a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film.
- Mortdecai: [To the Hotel clerk] Have we taken a wrong turn and arrived on the set of a pornographic film?”

Johnny Depp - Mortdecai

“- Carter: We need to get her to relax.
- Lee: Maybe we should put on a dirtymovie. Only $9.95.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“I went to see one of those X-rated pictures the other night, and I couldn't believe my eyes. So I stayed to see it a second time.”
Jack Benny

“- Jeff Dunham: Do you have a weakness?
- Melvin the Superhero Guy: Cupcakes... and porn. Not at the same time! I need a free hand.”
Jeff Dunham - Jeff Dunham
Jeff Dunham - Melvin the Superhero Guy

“- Jam: It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
- Trip: Hey, but, but they make pornomovies that start out like that too, man.”
Sam Huntington - Jam
James DeBello - Trip

“I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.”
Patricia Arquette - Alabama Whitman

“This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape. There was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments.”
Miranda Hart - Nancy B. Artingstall

“Sorry to interrupt your erection.”

Joe Piscopo - Doug Bigelow