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“Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desire. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?”
Do you know how many hours I spent looking for my "Temple of Poon" tape. One. That is a long time to be looking for porn.
“Wow, my first X-rated movie. I don't know what's going on, but that is the luckiest pizza boy ever.”
“Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman.”
“- Mrs. Kidman: Do these girls go to your high school?
- Eli: No, Mrs Kidman. They're porn stars.”
“Give the people what they want... old-fashioned apocalyptic porn.”
“The reign of Christian terror is over. We're going back to our roots. We are porn again.”
“I've never seen one of them before either, I wouldn't have taken you. It isn't like that. That's something else. It isn't love.”
“I don't buy it. I don't endorse it. I just point the way.”
“So you're telling me you made a porno where the plot is the point?”
“Cockacidal maniac. Ex-porn star. She's done it all. They say she starred in the world's first interracial hardcore loop.”
“- Jeff Dunham: Do you have a weakness?
- Melvin the Superhero Guy: Cupcakes... and porn. Not at the same time! I need a free hand.”
“I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.”
“This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape. There was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments.”
“Sorry to interrupt your erection.”