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- From the movie: Coneheads
“- Lisa Farber: All men are pigs.
- Prymatt Conehead: Ah, pigs. An omnivorous domesticated cloven-hooved vertebrate that defecates in the same place it consumes.
- Lisa Farber: Exactly.”
- From the TV Series: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
- From the movie: Guardians of the Galaxy
“Gamora-And Quill, your ship is filthy.
Peter Quill-Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.”
- From the movie: Mary Poppins Returns
“Good heavens Annabel, what have you done to your clothes? You could grow a garden with that much soil.”
- From the movie: The Martian
- From the movie: House of 1000 Corpses
“Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit.”
- From the movie: Truman
- From the movie: Bonnie and Clyde
“- Clyde Barrow: Now you just tell me what was wrong with that car.
- C.W. Moss: Dirt.
- Clyde Barrow: Dirt?
- C.W. Moss: Dirt in the fuel line... just blowed it away.”
- From the movie: Drive
- From the movie: Dumb and Dumberer
“Harry, why are you covered in poo?”
- From the movie: Batman Returns
“- Catwoman: Batman napalmed my arm, he knocked me off a building just when I was starting to feel good about myself. I wanna play an integral part in his degradation.
- The Penguin: A plan is forming.
- Catwoman: I want in. The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all... dirty. Maybe I'll just give myself a bath right here.”
- From the movie: Down Periscope
- From the movie: Grind
“Sweet Lou cleans no man's poo.”
- From the movie: Super Mario Bros.
- From the movie: Bull Durham
“Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy.”
- From the movie: Quick Change
- From the movie: Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
“- Cordelia: Are my sheets done yet?
- Jeryline: They're downstairs. And I couldn't get all those stains out, either.
- Cordelia: Damn guacamole.”
- From the movie: Friday Night Lights
“- Coach Gary Gaines: So how is it out there?
- Ivory Christian: They're fast, they're big, they're dirty... plus they're fast.
- Coach Gary Gaines: You said that already.”
- From the movie: The Rugrats Movie
“In my days, all we did was throw rocks at each other. Big bag of dirt clods - that's what the kids want.”
- From the movie: Hairspray
- From the movie: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
“Mud is still mud, no matter how small you are.”
- From the movie: Urban Cowboy
“Damn Bud, ya'll live like pigs!”
- From the movie: Sweet November
“- Nelson Moss: What are you doing?
- Sara Deever: Taking your shirt off.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara: So you can clean up.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara Deever: Because you smell like puppy pee.”
- From the movie: Stir of Echoes
“Water softens up the dirt.”
- From the movie: Holiday in the Sun