“- Glen: People tell us all the time what we won't ever do. Won't ever read, won't ever have a job, won't ever learn to tie my own shoes, won't ever have a girlfriend. Well I have done all those things.
- Mark: But you can't tie your own shoes.
- Winston: And you never had a girlfriend.
- Glen: That's right.”
“The Ringer” quotes(2005)
Plot – Steve Barker needs desperately money, so he participates to the Paralympic games pretending he has a mental handicap. The other athletes are real disabled and realize Steve is a cheater, but they accept him because they want Jimmy, a snooty champion, to be defeated.
All actors – Johnny Knoxville, Brian Cox, Katherine Heigl, Jed Rees, Bill Chott, Edward Barbanell, Leonard Earl Howze, Geoffrey Arend, John Taylor, Luis Avalos, Leonard Flowers, Zen Gesnershow all
“The Ringer” Quotes 6 quotes
“I can count to potato.”
“I've seen better acting on porno.”
“I don't want her to know that I like her, I... did you know Christ was a Jew?”
“Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.”