“I, the Jury” quotes

Movie I, the Jury
Title I, the Jury
Year 1982
Director Richard T. Heffron
Genre Drama, Crime, Romance, Thriller, Mystery
Interpreted by
All actors – Armand Assante, Barbara Carrera, Laurene Landon, Alan King, Geoffrey Lewis, Paul Sorvino, Judson Scott, Barry Snider, Julia Barr, Jessica James, Frederic Downs, Mary Margaret Amato
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  • “Try not to kill more than two or three people today, okay?”

    Paul Sorvino - Detective Pat Chambers
    [Tag:advice, killing]
  • “A little honey a day keeps the bourbon away.”
    Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
    [Tag:drinking, mottoes]
  • “- Mike Hammer: What was that?
    - Dr. Charlotte Bennett: Haven't you heard an orgasm before?
    - Mike Hammer: Orgasm my ass!”

    Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
    Barbara Carrera - Dr. Charlotte Bennett
  • “- Mike Hammer: Why so hot and sweaty?
    - Girl: I just came back from a five-mile jog!
    - Mike Hammer: Oh? I thought it was me.”

    Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
  • “- Mike Hammer: Harry Lundee.
    - Lundee: Unnecessary violence himself. What brings you to the land of make-believe?”

    Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
    William G. Schilling - Lundee
    [Tag:belief, violence]
  • “- Velda: Marry me.
    - Mike Hammer: I'd never be faithful.
    - Velda: Sure you would. You'd remember my Sicilian grandmother and decide it isn't worth it.”

    Laurene Landon - Velda
    Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
  • “- Mike Hammer: Are you two alike in every way?
    - 2nd Twin: Not exactly. I have a strawberry birthmark.
    - Mike Hammer: Really? Where?
    - 2nd Twin: I can't see it. I have to go on other people's word.”

    Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
    Lynette Harris - 2nd Twin
  • “- Mike Hammer: Let's get out of here.
    - Joe Butler: How?
    - Mike Hammer: We'll take the Cherokee. Let's go.
    - Joe Butler: There's no gas in it.
    - Mike Hammer: No gas? What do you mean, no gas? Who owns a truck with no gas?”

    Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
    Geoffrey Lewis - Joe Butler