Drinking quotes

“I don't trust any bastard who doesn't drink. People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.”
Humphrey Bogart

“Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
Humphrey Bogart

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.”
Dean Martin

“- Edith: What have I ever done to you?
- Dewey Cox: Like that time you woke up in the middle of the night and drank up all the milk! And then I got up to have my corn flakes and there was none left!
- Edith: Dewey, you cheated on me!
- Dewey Cox: Oh, so I'm a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk.”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“I’ll have a single shot of whiskey, and a double shot of whiskey and she'll have a water. Oh, what the hell, it's our anniversary. bring her a pepsi.”
J.D. Evermore - Redneck

“Life is short, but marriage is long, so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.”
Shirley MacLaine - Katharine Richelieu

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“- Arthur Bach: Want a drink?
- Burt Johnson: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks.
- Arthur Bach: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Stephen Elliott - Burt Johnson

“Have you ever done a Shiver Shot?”

Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“I drink therefore I am.”
W.C. Fields

“Doldrums. Doldrums. Eviler than the Devil. Boredom makes men to villains, and the water goes quick, lad, vanished. The only med'cine is drink. Keeps them sailors happy, keeps 'em agreeable, keeps 'em calm.”
Willem Dafoe - Thomas Wake

“- Danny Torrance: Man takes a drink. A drink takes the drink. And then the drink takes a man. Isn't it so, Dad?
- The Bartender: Medicine. Medicine is what it is. Bona fide cure-all. The mind is a blackboard, and this is the eraser.”
Ewan McGregor - Dan Torrance
Henry Thomas - The Bartender

“You know how I feel about my grandmother but I'd sell her for a drink.”
Frank Sinatra - Mike Connor

“- Qi'Ra: What should we drink to?
- Han Solo: Let's drink two and see where it goes.”
Emilia Clarke - Qi'ra
Alden Ehrenreich - Han Solo

“- Mary Kate Danaher: Could you use a little water in your whiskey?
- Michaleen Flynn: When I drink whiskey, I drink whiskey; and when I drink water, I drink water.”
Maureen O'Hara - Mary Kate Danaher
Barry Fitzgerald - Michaleen Oge Flynn

“- Charlie Allnut: What are you being so mean for, Miss? A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
- Rose Sayer: Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.”
Humphrey Bogart - Charlie Allnutt
Katharine Hepburn - Rose Sayer

Better look first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison", it's almost certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
Kathryn Beaumont - Alice in Wondeland

“Can I get a normal-sized beer for a normal-sized guy?”
Patrick Gallagher - Drunk Guy at Bar

“- Brandon: I've always thought that it was out of character for David to drink anything as corrupt as Whiskey.
- Phillip: Out of character for him to be murdered, too.”
John Dall - Brandon
Farley Granger - Phillip

“- General Sternwood: How do you like your brandy, sir?
- Marlowe: In a glass.”
Charles Waldron - General Sternwood
Humphrey Bogart - Philip Marlowe

“Start 'em off with a single, then a double, then a triple, then back to a double, and back to a single. You want 'em drunk enough to get their credit card then sober enough to sign the check.”
Jennifer Lopez - Ramona

“- Helen St. James: There must be a reason why you drink, Don? The right doctor could find it.
- Don Birnam: Look, I'm way ahead of the right doctor. I know the reason. The reason is me - what I am. Or, rather, what I'm not. What I wanted to become and didn't.
- Helen St. James: What is it you want to be so much that you're not?
- Don Birnam: A...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jane Wyman - Helen St. James
Ray Milland - Don Birnam

“- Don Birnam: It's too late. I wouldn't know how to start!
- Helen St. James: The only way to start is to stop!”

Ray Milland - Don Birnam
Jane Wyman - Helen St. James

“- Don Birnam: Do you ever lay in your bed looking at the window? A little daylight's coming through and you start to wonder. Is it getting lighter? Is it getting darker? Is it dawn or is it dusk? That's a terrifying problem, Nat. Because, if its dawn, you're dead! The bars are closed. The liquor stores aren't open until nine o'clock and you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ray Milland - Don Birnam
Howard Da Silva - Nat