Drinking quotes

“I don't trust any bastard who doesn't drink. People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.”
Humphrey Bogart

“Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
Humphrey Bogart

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.”
Dean Martin

“- Edith: What have I ever done to you?
- Dewey Cox: Like that time you woke up in the middle of the night and drank up all the milk! And then I got up to have my corn flakes and there was none left!
- Edith: Dewey, you cheated on me!
- Dewey Cox: Oh, so I'm a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk.”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

- Brant: A double Irish.
- Wellesley Barman: Only thing, buddy, we're closed.
- Brant: Listen up, I'm only gonna say this once. I ain't your buddy. When I ask for a drink, you say, "Ice with that, sir?". Now, let's begin again. A double Irish.
Jason Statham - Brant
Felix Scott - Wellesley Barman

“- Randall Bragg: Mr. Everett Hitch. You a drinking man, Everett?
- Virgil Cole: Not so much.
- Randall Bragg: Hard to like a man who doesn't drink a little.
- Virgil Cole: But not impossible.”
Jeremy Irons - Randall Bragg
Ed Harris - Virgil Cole

“Gimme a whisky, ginger ale on the side, and don't be stingy, baby!”
Greta Garbo - Anna Christie

“- Detective Richie Roberts: You... want a drink or something? Celebrate?
- Frank Lucas: You got any holy water?”
Russell Crowe - Detective Richie Roberts
Denzel Washington - Frank Lucas

“I drink because I am a sensitive and highly strong person.”
Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison

“I’ll have a single shot of whiskey, and a double shot of whiskey and she'll have a water. Oh, what the hell, it's our anniversary. bring her a pepsi.”
J.D. Evermore - Redneck

“Drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike.”

Jon Cryer - Duckie

“Life is short, but marriage is long, so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.”
Shirley MacLaine - Katharine Richelieu

“- Jay Trotter: May I... buy you a drink?
- Mrs. Davis: I don't see why not. I'm on the pill.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Jay Trotter
Michelle Phillips - Mrs. Davis

“- Arthur Bach: Want a drink?
- Burt Johnson: I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks.
- Arthur Bach: That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!”
Dudley Moore - Arthur Bach
Stephen Elliott - Burt Johnson

“Have you ever done a Shiver Shot?”

Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“I drink therefore I am.”
W.C. Fields

“I only wanna make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“Pink wine makes me slutty.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“I’ll take the strongest drink you have, and also a wine spritzer on the side in case I don’t like it.”
Zooey Deschanel - Jess Day

“I’m gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“- Charlie Sisters: You do realize that our father was stark raving mad and we got his foul blood in our veins? That was his gift to us. That blood is why we're good at what we do.
- Eli Sisters: Our father drank, Charlie.
- Charlie Sisters: Touché.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Charlie Sisters
John C. Reilly - Eli Sisters

“- Dutton Peabody: Give me a drink.
- Tom Doniphon: Bar's closed.
- Dutton Peabody: Just a beer!
- Tom Doniphon: The bar's closed.
- Dutton Peabody: A beer's not drinking!”
Edmond O'Brien - Dutton Peabody
John Wayne - Tom Doniphon

“- Sarah Packard: I'm a college girl. Two days a week - Tuesdays and Thursdays - I go to college.
- Fast Eddie: You don't look like a college girl.
- Sarah Packard: I'm the emancipated type. Real emancipated.
- Fast Eddie: No, I didn't mean that... whatever that means. I mean you just don't look young enough.
- Sarah Packard: I'm not.
- Fast...” (continue)(continue reading)
Piper Laurie - Sarah Packard
Paul Newman - Eddie Felson