“Now you're insulting my intelligence; what you think I am, a fuckin' idiot? You know goddamn well that someone had to get into those machines and set those fuckin' reels. The probability of one four-reel machine is a million and a half to one; the probability of three machines in a row; it's in the billions! It cannot happen, would not happen,...” (continue) (continue reading)
Cheating quotes
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“In my first year of law school everybody loved everybody else, because we were all studying the law, and the law was a noble thing. By my third year you were lucky if you weren't murdered in your sleep. People stole exams, hid research materials from the library, and lied to the professors. Such is the nature of the profession.”
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“- Elina: You shouldn't do that.
- Dennis McCabe: Why not?
- Elina: Because I'm your father's girlfriend?
- Dennis McCabe: My father's a womanizer. He's a married man and he stood you up.
- Elina: You have no respect for your father.
- Dennis McCabe: I don't know him. But I respect his taste in women.” -
“Let me tell you the first rule of politics: always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.”
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“Great, I hijacked my fucking parents.”
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“You dress him like that just so no one else wants to have sex with him? That's cool.”
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“Allie, he came in my mouth, and then he tried to beat the shit out of me because I wanted to tell you. You know... It was an accident. But... He deserved it.”
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“- Lt. Frank Drebin: Congratulations, Ed! I hear Edna's pregnant again.
- Ed Hocken: Yeah, and when I find the guy that did it...”
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“There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.”
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“- Rudy: I like her.
- Tripper: You're not exactly known for your taste. I'll probably just use her for the rest of the summer and then throw her on the scrap heap with all the rest of the women that I've destroyed.” -
“- Santos: Where are the others? Where are you hiding them?
- Cade Yeager: I don't sell out friends.”
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“- Jack Goodman: [describing his own funeral] Debbie Klein cried a lot. So, you know what she does? She's so grief-stricken, she runs to find solace in Mark Levine's bed.
- David Kessler: Mark… Levine?
- Jack Goodman: An asshole! Life mocks me even in death!”
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“Convict... two things. One - I am Meissner. Two - Never fuck with Meissner.”
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“You fucked Anna 'cause you couldn't fuck Rachel anymore, and you fucked me 'cause you couldn't fuck Anna. Take us all away and you're just a pathetic, impotent man.”
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“It seems we've finally discovered the secret to your intelligence!”
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“The first rule of being a spy is not to be in love with your partner.”
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“Looks can be deceiving.”
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“- Bruce Banner: You're just using me to get to the Hulk. That's low. You're not my friend.
- Thor: No, no, no. I don't even like Hulk. He's always like, grr... smash, smash, smash. I prefer you.”
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“- Edith: What have I ever done to you?
- Dewey Cox: Like that time you woke up in the middle of the night and drank up all the milk! And then I got up to have my corn flakes and there was none left!
- Edith: Dewey, you cheated on me!
- Dewey Cox: Oh, so I'm a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk.”
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