Cheating quotes

“Now you're insulting my intelligence; what you think I am, a fuckin' idiot? You know goddamn well that someone had to get into those machines and set those fuckin' reels. The probability of one four-reel machine is a million and a half to one; the probability of three machines in a row; it's in the billions! It cannot happen, would not happen,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Sam "Ace" Rothstein

“- Edith: What have I ever done to you?
- Dewey Cox: Like that time you woke up in the middle of the night and drank up all the milk! And then I got up to have my corn flakes and there was none left!
- Edith: Dewey, you cheated on me!
- Dewey Cox: Oh, so I'm a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk.”
Kristen Wiig - Edith
John C. Reilly - Dewey Cox

“- Julianne Potter: Okay, you're Michael, you're in a fancy french restaurant, you order... crème brûlée for dessert, it's beautiful, it's sweet, it's irritatingly perfect. Suddenly, Michael realizes he doesn't want crème brûlée , he wants something else.
- Kimberly Wallace: What does he want?
- Julianne Potter: Jello.
- Kimberly Wallace: Jello?!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“In my first year of law school everybody loved everybody else, because we were all studying the law, and the law was a noble thing. By my third year you were lucky if you weren't murdered in your sleep. People stole exams, hid research materials from the library, and lied to the professors. Such is the nature of the profession.”
Matt Damon - Rudy Baylor

“Look, if he forgets to call one day, no big deal; two days, it's an oversight. Honey, he hasn't called you in three days; he's sleeping with somebody else.”
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan

“- Jimmy Dix: You don't like women much do ya Joe?
- Joe Hallenbeck: At least I liked the guy she was fuckin'. He was my best friend.”

Damon Wayans - Jimmy Dix
Bruce Willis - Joe Hallenbeck

“- Guinevere: If there is any honor in you, promise me never to do that again.
- Lancelot: I don't know about honor. But I promise you, I won't kiss you again until you ask me to.”
Julia Ormond - Guinevere
Richard Tiffany Gere - Lancelot

“I trusted you, loved you, and you betrayed me!”

Sir Sean Connery - King Arthur

“What? You think I fucked you because someone somewhere forgot a zero? Our business doesn't attract a lot of detail oriented motherfuckers.”
Gary Carr - Hawk

“Love is nothing but lust and cheating and lies.”
Gunnar Björnstrand - Jöns, squire

“- Brooks: I'm a fraud, Max. I'm not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything. I even cheated when we were kids playing Battleship.
- Max: What?
- Brooks: Didn't you ever wonder why I made you sit with your back to the TV? It was so I could see your ships in the reflection. I mean, I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kyle Chandler - Brooks
Jason Bateman - Max

“- Johnny Farrell: Doesn't it bother you at all that you're married?
- Gilda: What I want to know is, does it bother you?”
Glenn Ford - Johnny Farrell
Rita Hayworth - Gilda

“These Wall Street guys, you see what they did to this country? They stole from everybody. Hard working people lost everything, and not one of these douchebags went to jail.”
Jennifer Lopez - Ramona

“It's awfully easy to lie when you know that you're trusted implicitly. So very easy, and so very degrading.”
Celia Johnson - Laura Jesson

“It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Mysterio

“- J.J. Blodgett: We're appointing your father commercial attaché to the embassy in Rome, and that entitles him to all the rights and immunities of a diplomat.
- Wendell Armbruster: But wait a minute, we're going to appoint him...
- J.J. Blodgett: Why not?
- Wendell Armbruster: A dead man?
- J.J. Blodgett: Just proves that we don't discriminate...” (continue)(continue reading)
Edward Andrews - J.J. Blodgett
Jack Lemmon - Wendell Armbruster, Jr.

“- Fred Flarsky: I got fucked, man.
- Lance: Yeah, you got fucked like a stepmom on Pornhub.”
Seth Rogen - Fred Flarsky
O'Shea Jackson Jr. - Lance

“Tristana, I'm an old dog and I know that when a young woman goes out every day, it's because she's found a bone. I don't know what kind of bone it is, but don't deny it.”
Fernando Rey - Don Lope

“- V. A. Vandevere: Max, I know your type. Charlatan, con man, opportunist.
- Max Medici: New York is that way, in case you need directions.
- V. A. Vandevere: And I know it comes from a deep desire to build something authentic and true.
- Max Medici: I know your game.
- V. A. Vandevere: It’s not a game. Some men cheat the rules, others change them.” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Keaton - V. A. Vandevere
Danny DeVito - Max Medici

“I told you that one should forgive a fallen woman. But I never said I would be able to. I can't forgive.”
Vyacheslav Tikhonov - Prince Andrei Bolkonsky

“When I was a reporter we fucked each other and didn't write about it.”
Alfred Molina - Ben Bradlee

“- Elina: You shouldn't do that.
- Dennis McCabe: Why not?
- Elina: Because I'm your father's girlfriend?
- Dennis McCabe: My father's a womanizer. He's a married man and he stood you up.
- Elina: You have no respect for your father.
- Dennis McCabe: I don't know him. But I respect his taste in women.”

Elina Löwensohn - Elina
Bill Sage - Dennis McCabe

“Let me tell you the first rule of politics: always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.”
Timothy Olyphant - Kelly

“I see a boy and a girl in love and kissing, you know. I just see that they're gonna be one of those sad old couples one day who just cheats on each other and can't even look at each other in the eye.”

Ryan Gosling - Leland P. Fitzgerald

“Great, I hijacked my fucking parents.”
Denis Colin Leary - Gus