Cars quotes

“- Bo Duke: Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!
- Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love in it.
- Bo Duke: Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it.”
Seann William Scott - Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“- Police chopper pilot: Air One. We're over the pursuit.
[Memphis Raines hits the nitrous button]
- Police chopper pilot: Suspect has increased speed to 120.
- Detective Drycoff: Maintain visual, Air One.
- Police chopper pilot: 140 miles an hour.
- Detective Drycoff: Do not lose him.
- Police chopper pilot: This is an A-Star, sir, not an Apache.”

Timothy Olyphant - Detective Drycoff

“Would the owner of the car with license number 1AG 401 please remove it from the clamp parking garage, your car is old, and dirty.”
Neil Ross - Announcer

“- State Trooper: What the hell are you driving here?
- Del Griffith: We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time.
- State Trooper: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
- Del Griffith: Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael McKean - State Trooper
John Candy - Del Griffith

“Mind if I test drive your Audi?”

Gary Busey - Joshua

“If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.”
Robert Redford

“There's a point at 7,000 RPM where everything fades. The machine becomes weightless. It just disappears. All that's left, a body moving through space and time. 7,000 RPM, that's where you meet it. You feel it coming. It creeps up near you, and it asks you a question. The only question that really matters. Who are you?”
Matt Damon - Carroll Shelby

“- Batgirl: Why did you build this thing with only one seat?
- Batman: Because last I checked I only had one butt.”
Rosario Dawson - Batgirl
Will Arnett - Batman

“Rolls-Royce Phantom II. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburettor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.”
Alexei David Sayle - Sultan

“She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine.”

James Roday - Billy Prickett

“See ya tomorrow night, Eleanor, with your fine ass.”

Chi McBride - Donny Astricky

“- Beldar Conehead: An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
- Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
- Beldar Conehead: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small fur-covered mammal.”
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead
Dave Thomas - Highmaster

“- Pegasus: Now, transport. So, take any hybrid you want.
- Johnny English: [pulls the dust cover off an Aston Martin] I'll take this one.
- Pegasus: Oh, don't be ridiculous, English. This car's a relic. Drinks petrol, leaks oil and has no passive, let alone active, safety features.
- Bough: You know what else it doesn't have, Sir? Satellite...” (continue)(continue reading)
Adam James - Pegasus
Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
Ben Miller - Bough

“Detective Mike Lowrey: Even the Batmobile don’t hold the road like this, bitch.
Detective Marcus Burnett: Tight pants and fast cars don’t make you Batman, Mike.”
Will Smith - Mike
Martin Lawrence - Marcus

“- Ken Miles: Very. Wait a second. What type of girl are you?
- Mollie Miles: The type of girl who likes the smell of wet gasoline.
- Ken Miles: Oh.
- Mollie Miles: Burnt rubber.
- Ken Miles: What are you, some kind of a deviant? Are you?”
Christian Bale - Ken Miles
Caitriona Balfe - Mollie Miles

“- Lee Iacocca: James Bond does not drive a Ford, sir.
- Henry Ford II: That's because he's a degenerate.”
Jon Bernthal - Lee Iacocca
Tracy Letts - Henry Ford II

“- Henry Ford II: This isn't the first time Ford Motors' gone to war. We know how to do more than push papers. Go ahead, Carroll. Go to war.
- Carroll Shelby: Thank you, sir.”
Tracy Letts - Henry Ford II
Matt Damon - Carroll Shelby

“- Lee Iacocca: Carroll Shelby.
- Carroll Shelby: Maybe?
- Lee Iacocca: Lee Iacocca, Ford Motors. Suppose Henry Ford II wanted to build the greatest race car the world's ever seen, to win the 24 Hours of Le Mans. What's it take?
- Carroll Shelby: Well, it takes somethin' money can't buy.
- Lee Iacocca: Well, it can buy speed.
- Carroll Shelby: It...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jon Bernthal - Lee Iacocca
Matt Damon - Carroll Shelby

“- Ken Miles: You're gonna build a car to beat Ferrari with... a Ford.
- Carroll Shelby: Correct.
- Ken Miles: And how long did they tell you that they need it? Two, three hundred years?
- Carroll Shelby: Ninety days.”
Christian Bale - Ken Miles
Matt Damon - Carroll Shelby

“- Catwoman: My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.
- Batman: This isn't a car.”
Anne Hathaway - Selina
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne

“- Ariane Chavasse: Working on a new case?
- Claude Chavasse: A client from Brussels. His wife ran away to Paris with the chauffeur. I have to find them; the husband wants his car back.”
Audrey Hepburn - Ariane Chavasse
Maurice Chevalier - Claude Chavasse

“- Jack McDermott: Stop! Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ?
- Driver: The city of New York, Tarzan! $50 for the violation, $75 for the tow and $20 a day for storage.
- Jack McDermott: Father, forgive us for we have sinned! We parked our car in a forbidden zone!”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott

“- Dude #1: I bet this thing's got nitrous. This got nitrous?
- Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: No. Nitrous is for fags. It's got cubic inches.”

Steve Agee - Dude #1
Dax Shepard - Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson

“Hey, hey - I got an idea. Why don't you write a letter to the car? Dear car, I miss you so much.”

Annie Potts - Vanessa

“I don't care if it's a car, I don't care if it's a Goddamn Batmobile. I don't want to drive with him.”
Bam Margera - Valo