Cars quotes

“If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.”
Robert Redford

“- Jack McDermott: Stop! Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ?
- Driver: The city of New York, Tarzan! $50 for the violation, $75 for the tow and $20 a day for storage.
- Jack McDermott: Father, forgive us for we have sinned! We parked our car in a forbidden zone!”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott

“- Dude #1: I bet this thing's got nitrous. This got nitrous?
- Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: No. Nitrous is for fags. It's got cubic inches.”

Steve Agee - Dude #1
Dax Shepard - Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson

“Hey, hey - I got an idea. Why don't you write a letter to the car? Dear car, I miss you so much.”

Annie Potts - Vanessa

“I don't care if it's a car, I don't care if it's a Goddamn Batmobile. I don't want to drive with him.”
Bam Margera - Valo

“The trouble with sports cars, there's no room for anybody else maybe one other person max. But if you want to take a real road trip luggage and all, you don’t even have room for a friend. I mean there cool and fast and all, but who wants to be in a nice car when you're alone all.”

Mike Weinberg - Kevin McCallister

“- Kevin Griswold: What the hell is that?
- Rusty Griswold: That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer. It's the Honda of Albania. Let's hit the road!”

Steele Stebbins - Kevin Griswold
Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold

“- Debora: So when was the last time you hit the road just for fun?
- Baby: Yesterday.
- Debora: I'm jealous. Sometimes all I want to do is head west on 20 in a car I can't afford with a plan I don't have, just me, my music, and the road.”
Lily James - Debora
Ansel Elgort - Baby

“It's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car that's doing the driving.”
Dale Pavinski - Vin Serento

“- Sarah: This is a European compact.
- Tom: No, this is a Ringling Brothers compact! I don't understand it. I loooked at the brochure and it had a Fiesta on the cover, not a Bingo!
- Sarah: Baby, just floor it.
- Tom: I am flooring it! If I pushed any harder, my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flintstone-ing our asses there!”
Brittany Murphy - Sarah
Ashton Kutcher - Tom

- Jane: We know how much you loved Mom's car, so we're giving it to you.
- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: You're taking away my home and giving me a twenty year old car?
Virginia Madsen - Jane
Lili Taylor - Nell

“- Daniel Miller: Why do you drive this?
- Jeep Owner: What?
- Daniel Miller: I'm curious. I see people driving these things. What do you know that I don't? Are floods coming? Hoover Dam broke? What's going on?
- Jeep Owner: I like this car.”

Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller
James Eckhouse - Jeep Owner

“- William Brandt: Aw, c'mon! It's a high-speed chase and you just had to bring a four-wheels to it!
- Luther Stickell: You bought the car!
- William Brandt: You just had to have it!”

Jeremy Renner - William Brandt
Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell

“Reagan usually does the driving. Stolen switch car. They leave it running... on the curb. It look sparked from the distance. When they run they dump the vehicle and they vanish... like a virgin on prom night. I mean they vanish, swishh...”
Gary Busey - Pappas

“- Les Anderson: Hey dad, did you take a look at that brochure I gave you?
- Mr. Anderson: Yeah.
- Les Anderson: And what did you think?
- Mr. Anderson: A 23,000 dollar BMW for a kid who hasn't had a job in his life... I think it's a great idea!”
Corey Haim - Les Anderson
Richard Masur - Mr. Anderson

“Are your sure your fine to drive? I mean, a minute ago you were dead!”
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn

“Do you know that it's safer to fly then it is to drive a car?”

Matt Dillon - Randy

“I'm not sleeping in my car again. It smells like Hot Pockets and feet.”
Phi Vu - Ryan Phan

“- Roman: Why are they shooting at me?
- Tej Parker: I don't know. Maybe because you're in a orange Lamborghini.
- Roman: Shut up, Tej!”
Tyrese Gibson - Roman
Ludacris - Tej Parker

“- Lightning McQueen: Who's Hamilton?
- Cruz Ramirez: My electronic personal assistant. You know, like on your phone. You have a phone, don't you?
- Lightning McQueen: ...Race cars don't have phones, Cruz.”
Owen Wilson - Lightning McQueen
Cristela Alonzo - Cruz Ramirez

“- Sybil Martin: Are you giving me a ticket?
- Jesse Stone: That depends.
- Sybil Martin: On what?
- Jesse Stone: If this is your car.”
Sean Young - Sybil Martin
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Jeremy Collier: You told me that more people die in car-wrecks each year than died in Vietnam.
- Bob Collier: Well, I may have said that...
- Jeremy Collier: Not 'may have', did!”

Emilio Estevez - Jeremy Collier
Martin Sheen - Bob Collier

“- Niki Lauda: It's terrible. Drives like a pig.
- Lauda's Mechanic: Oh, you can't say that.
- Niki Lauda: Why not?
- Lauda's Mechanic: It's a Ferrari!”

Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda
Vincent Riotta - Lauda's Mechanic

“- Jeff Dunham: Bubba J., when you go to a NASCAR race and you party a lot, who is your designated driver?
- Bubba J.: What the fuck is that?
- Jeff Dunham: Do you drive drunk?
- Bubba J.: No, officer! I'm practicing.”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Bubba J.

“Boy, Chuck, this is great. That was real generous of you to feed your share to the car. Notice how well the car is running since you gave it some bread?”

Roseline Rubens - Patty