Cars quotes

“Would the owner of the car with license number 1AG 401 please remove it from the clamp parking garage, your car is old, and dirty.”
Neil Ross - Announcer

“If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.”
Robert Redford

“- Bo Duke: Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!
- Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love in it.
- Bo Duke: Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it.”
Seann William Scott - Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“Rolls-Royce Phantom II. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburettor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.”
Alexei David Sayle - Sultan

“See ya tomorrow night, Eleanor, with your fine ass.”

Chi McBride - Donny Astricky

“- Beldar Conehead: An owner's manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable.
- Highmaster: Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable?
- Beldar Conehead: A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small fur-covered mammal.”
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead
Dave Thomas - Highmaster

“- Ariane Chavasse: Working on a new case?
- Claude Chavasse: A client from Brussels. His wife ran away to Paris with the chauffeur. I have to find them; the husband wants his car back.”
Audrey Hepburn - Ariane Chavasse
Maurice Chevalier - Claude Chavasse

“- Jack McDermott: Stop! Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ?
- Driver: The city of New York, Tarzan! $50 for the violation, $75 for the tow and $20 a day for storage.
- Jack McDermott: Father, forgive us for we have sinned! We parked our car in a forbidden zone!”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott

“- Dude #1: I bet this thing's got nitrous. This got nitrous?
- Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: No. Nitrous is for fags. It's got cubic inches.”

Steve Agee - Dude #1
Dax Shepard - Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson

“Hey, hey - I got an idea. Why don't you write a letter to the car? Dear car, I miss you so much.”

Annie Potts - Vanessa

“I don't care if it's a car, I don't care if it's a Goddamn Batmobile. I don't want to drive with him.”
Bam Margera - Valo

“The trouble with sports cars, there's no room for anybody else maybe one other person max. But if you want to take a real road trip luggage and all, you don’t even have room for a friend. I mean there cool and fast and all, but who wants to be in a nice car when you're alone all.”

Mike Weinberg - Kevin McCallister

“- Kevin Griswold: What the hell is that?
- Rusty Griswold: That's a 2015 Tartan Prancer. It's the Honda of Albania. Let's hit the road!”

Steele Stebbins - Kevin Griswold
Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold

“- Debora: So when was the last time you hit the road just for fun?
- Baby: Yesterday.
- Debora: I'm jealous. Sometimes all I want to do is head west on 20 in a car I can't afford with a plan I don't have, just me, my music, and the road.”
Lily James - Debora
Ansel Elgort - Baby

“It's not the car you drive. It's the driver who's driving the car that's doing the driving.”
Dale Pavinski - Vin Serento

“- Sarah: This is a European compact.
- Tom: No, this is a Ringling Brothers compact! I don't understand it. I loooked at the brochure and it had a Fiesta on the cover, not a Bingo!
- Sarah: Baby, just floor it.
- Tom: I am flooring it! If I pushed any harder, my foot would blow through the floor and we would be Flintstone-ing our asses there!”
Brittany Murphy - Sarah
Ashton Kutcher - Tom

- Jane: We know how much you loved Mom's car, so we're giving it to you.
- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: You're taking away my home and giving me a twenty year old car?
Virginia Madsen - Jane
Lili Taylor - Nell

“- Daniel Miller: Why do you drive this?
- Jeep Owner: What?
- Daniel Miller: I'm curious. I see people driving these things. What do you know that I don't? Are floods coming? Hoover Dam broke? What's going on?
- Jeep Owner: I like this car.”

Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller
James Eckhouse - Jeep Owner

“- William Brandt: Aw, c'mon! It's a high-speed chase and you just had to bring a four-wheels to it!
- Luther Stickell: You bought the car!
- William Brandt: You just had to have it!”

Jeremy Renner - William Brandt
Ving Rhames - Luther Stickell

“Reagan usually does the driving. Stolen switch car. They leave it running... on the curb. It look sparked from the distance. When they run they dump the vehicle and they vanish... like a virgin on prom night. I mean they vanish, swishh...”
Gary Busey - Pappas

“- Les Anderson: Hey dad, did you take a look at that brochure I gave you?
- Mr. Anderson: Yeah.
- Les Anderson: And what did you think?
- Mr. Anderson: A 23,000 dollar BMW for a kid who hasn't had a job in his life... I think it's a great idea!”
Corey Haim - Les Anderson
Richard Masur - Mr. Anderson

“Are your sure your fine to drive? I mean, a minute ago you were dead!”
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn

“Do you know that it's safer to fly then it is to drive a car?”

Matt Dillon - Randy

“I'm not sleeping in my car again. It smells like Hot Pockets and feet.”
Phi Vu - Ryan Phan

“- Roman: Why are they shooting at me?
- Tej Parker: I don't know. Maybe because you're in a orange Lamborghini.
- Roman: Shut up, Tej!”
Tyrese Gibson - Roman
Ludacris - Tej Parker