Flirting quotes

“The first day I saw Richard Burton on the 'Cleopatra' set, there was a lot of hemming and hawing and he said hello to Joe Mankiewicz and everyone. And then he sort of sidled over to me and said 'Has anybody ever told you that you're a very pretty girl?'. And I said to myself, Oh gevaldt, here's the great lover, the great wit, the great...” (continue)(continue reading)
Liz Taylor

“- George Milton: Lennie! Listen to me, God damn it! Don't you even look at her! I don't care what she says or what she does, she's a rat trap if I ever seen one.
- Lennie Small: But I wasn't doing nothing.
- George Milton: No, but when she was shoving her legs around you weren't looking the other way neither. Keep away from her!”

Gary Sinise - George Milton
John Malkovich - Lennie Small

“- The Ringo Kid: Look, Miss Dallas. You got no folks... neither have I. And, well, maybe I'm takin' a lot for granted, but... I watched you with that baby - that other woman's baby. You looked... well, well I still got a ranch across the border. There's a nice place - a real nice place... trees... grass... water. There's a cabin half built. A...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Wayne - The Ringo Kid
Claire Trevor - Dallas

“- Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Bond?
- James Bond: No, don't worry, you're not my type.
- Vesper Lynd: Smart?
- James Bond: Single.”
Eva Green - Vesper Lynd
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“- Bartender: You ought to get out there and startdating again.
- Chester Lee: You go out there, what do you meet? You meetgirls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls.
- Bartender: Well, you know what they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea if you got the right bait.
- Chester Lee: Yeah. The trouble is, my hook ain't what it...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chuck McCann - Bartender
Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

“- Bud: What does your daddy do?
- Pam: Daddy does oil… and all that that implies.”
John Travolta - Bud
Madolyn Smith Osborne - Pam

“- Jonathan Trager: I just meant I had a really nice time. You know, maybe you should give me your phone number. Just in case.
- Sara Thomas: In case of what?
- Jonathan Trager: In case of life.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas

“It's not right to go into details, I got nervous. I screwed up, I said the wrong thing... Where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you. No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug.”

Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall

“- Cable: You remind me of my wife.
- Wade Wilson: I'm sorry?
- Cable: I said you remind me...
- Wade Wilson: No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.”
Josh Brolin - Cable
Ryan Reynolds - Wade Wilson

“- Tom Garrett: Well, could I get in touch with you?
- Dolly Moore: You've touched enough already!”
Dana Andrews - Tom Garrett
Barbara Nichols - Dolly Moore

“- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: You know, you're quite an attractive man.
- Frankie Madison: Keep goin'.
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: How far do you want me to go?
- Frankie Madison: I'm at the plate. You're doing the pitching.”
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson
Burt Lancaster - Frankie Madison

“- Jack: What do you want me to play?
- Emerald: I don't care. Just look at me while you do it.”
Bradley Cooper - Jack
Willam Belli - Emerald

“- Jack: Hey!
- Ally: What?
- Jack: I just wanted to take another look at you.”
Bradley Cooper - Jack
Lady Gaga - Ally

- "Flo": I want to be near you. I want you to hold me. Oh! Hold me closer! Closer! Closer!
- Dr. Hackenbush: If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you!
Esther Muir - "Flo"
Groucho Marx - Dr. Hackenbush

“- Elina: You shouldn't do that.
- Dennis McCabe: Why not?
- Elina: Because I'm your father's girlfriend?
- Dennis McCabe: My father's a womanizer. He's a married man and he stood you up.
- Elina: You have no respect for your father.
- Dennis McCabe: I don't know him. But I respect his taste in women.”

Elina Löwensohn - Elina
Bill Sage - Dennis McCabe

“- Jeff: I wanna lick every inch of you...
- Victoria: Saved by the bell. Goodnight.”

Derek Thompson - Jeff
Helen Mirren - Victoria

“- Claire Peterson: Go fuck yourself.
- Noah Sandborn: I'd rather fuck you.”
Jennifer Lopez - Claire Peterson
Ryan Guzman - Noah Sandborn

“- Akeelah: Why'd you do that?
- Javier: I had an impulse. Are you gonna sue me for sexual harassment?”

Keke Palmer - Akeelah
J.R. Villarreal - Javier

“You know, Donna, you got great legs. What time do they open?”
Luke Kirby - Jim

“- George: I want to know everything about you and I'd like you to know all about me, too. Because we might just find out that we have a heck of a lot in common.
- Elaine: What? What? What could we have in common?
- George: Basil! I love basil. You like basil, Elaine?
- Elaine: It doesn't sweep me off my feet.”
Gene Wilder - George
Mercedes Ruehl - Elaine

“- Miriam: You are nervous?
- Fowler: No, I just thought we might become better acquainted.
- Miriam: Mon cherie, you are nervous. There is no need to be. I will take care of every little thing - and every big thing.”

Lesley-Anne Down - Miriam
Malcolm Terris - Fowler

“- Mitzi: You seein' anybody?
- Agent Cooper: I'm married with two kids.
- Mitzi: Take my number. Things happen.”
Siobhan Fallon - Mitzi
Marlon Perrier - Agent Cooper

“- Harker: But Lucy, I'm British!
- Lucy: But so are these!”

Steven Weber - Harker
Lysette Anthony

“- Dot: The guys paid a dollar apiece to find out if you're single.
- Lydia Callahan: Tell the guys I have five husbands, each one rich, mean and jealous. I'll be rotatin' them through on a weekly basis.
- Dot: That line will be all over the valley by breakfast.
- Lydia Callahan: Oh, just tell 'em I own a rifle.”
Andrea Menard - Dot
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Lydia Callahan

“Little word of advice. You make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence.”
Jamie Foxx - Nico