Flirting quotes

“- George Milton: Lennie! Listen to me, God damn it! Don't you even look at her! I don't care what she says or what she does, she's a rat trap if I ever seen one.
- Lennie Small: But I wasn't doing nothing.
- George Milton: No, but when she was shoving her legs around you weren't looking the other way neither. Keep away from her!”

Gary Sinise - George Milton
John Malkovich - Lennie Small

“- Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Bond?
- James Bond: No, don't worry, you're not my type.
- Vesper Lynd: Smart?
- James Bond: Single.”
Eva Green - Vesper Lynd
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“- Bartender: You ought to get out there and startdating again.
- Chester Lee: You go out there, what do you meet? You meetgirls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls.
- Bartender: Well, you know what they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea if you got the right bait.
- Chester Lee: Yeah. The trouble is, my hook ain't what it...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chuck McCann - Bartender
Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

“- Bud: What does your daddy do?
- Pam: Daddy does oil… and all that that implies.”
John Travolta - Bud
Madolyn Smith Osborne - Pam

“- Jonathan Trager: I just meant I had a really nice time. You know, maybe you should give me your phone number. Just in case.
- Sara Thomas: In case of what?
- Jonathan Trager: In case of life.”
John Cusack - Jonathan Trager
Kate Beckinsale - Sara Thomas

“It's not right to go into details, I got nervous. I screwed up, I said the wrong thing... Where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you. No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug.”

Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall

“- Cable: You remind me of my wife.
- Wade Wilson: I'm sorry?
- Cable: I said you remind me...
- Wade Wilson: No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.”
Josh Brolin - Cable
Ryan Reynolds - Wade Wilson

“- Tom Garrett: Well, could I get in touch with you?
- Dolly Moore: You've touched enough already!”
Dana Andrews - Tom Garrett
Barbara Nichols - Dolly Moore

“- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: You know, you're quite an attractive man.
- Frankie Madison: Keep goin'.
- Mrs. Alexis Richardson: How far do you want me to go?
- Frankie Madison: I'm at the plate. You're doing the pitching.”
Kristine Miller - Mrs. Alexis Richardson
Burt Lancaster - Frankie Madison

“- Jack: What do you want me to play?
- Emerald: I don't care. Just look at me while you do it.”
Bradley Cooper - Jack
Willam Belli - Emerald

“- Jack: Hey!
- Ally: What?
- Jack: I just wanted to take another look at you.”
Bradley Cooper - Jack
Lady Gaga - Ally

- "Flo": I want to be near you. I want you to hold me. Oh! Hold me closer! Closer! Closer!
- Dr. Hackenbush: If I hold you any closer, I'll be in back of you!
Esther Muir - "Flo"
Groucho Marx - Dr. Hackenbush

“- Elina: You shouldn't do that.
- Dennis McCabe: Why not?
- Elina: Because I'm your father's girlfriend?
- Dennis McCabe: My father's a womanizer. He's a married man and he stood you up.
- Elina: You have no respect for your father.
- Dennis McCabe: I don't know him. But I respect his taste in women.”

Elina Löwensohn - Elina
Bill Sage - Dennis McCabe

“- Jeff: I wanna lick every inch of you...
- Victoria: Saved by the bell. Goodnight.”

Derek Thompson - Jeff
Helen Mirren - Victoria

“- Claire Peterson: Go fuck yourself.
- Noah Sandborn: I'd rather fuck you.”
Jennifer Lopez - Claire Peterson
Ryan Guzman - Noah Sandborn

“- Akeelah: Why'd you do that?
- Javier: I had an impulse. Are you gonna sue me for sexual harassment?”

Keke Palmer - Akeelah
J.R. Villarreal - Javier

“You know, Donna, you got great legs. What time do they open?”
Luke Kirby - Jim

“- George: I want to know everything about you and I'd like you to know all about me, too. Because we might just find out that we have a heck of a lot in common.
- Elaine: What? What? What could we have in common?
- George: Basil! I love basil. You like basil, Elaine?
- Elaine: It doesn't sweep me off my feet.”
Gene Wilder - George
Mercedes Ruehl - Elaine

“- Miriam: You are nervous?
- Fowler: No, I just thought we might become better acquainted.
- Miriam: Mon cherie, you are nervous. There is no need to be. I will take care of every little thing - and every big thing.”

Lesley-Anne Down - Miriam
Malcolm Terris - Fowler

“- Mitzi: You seein' anybody?
- Agent Cooper: I'm married with two kids.
- Mitzi: Take my number. Things happen.”
Siobhan Fallon - Mitzi
Marlon Perrier - Agent Cooper

“- Harker: But Lucy, I'm British!
- Lucy: But so are these!”

Steven Weber - Harker
Lysette Anthony

“- Dot: The guys paid a dollar apiece to find out if you're single.
- Lydia Callahan: Tell the guys I have five husbands, each one rich, mean and jealous. I'll be rotatin' them through on a weekly basis.
- Dot: That line will be all over the valley by breakfast.
- Lydia Callahan: Oh, just tell 'em I own a rifle.”
Andrea Menard - Dot
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Lydia Callahan

“Little word of advice. You make the first move. Brazilian ladies respond to confidence.”
Jamie Foxx - Nico

Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan, you know, because he's nervous? He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said "I like you, I like you, I like you!”.
Will Smith - Hitch

“- Disco Cabbie: You need to find yourself a man who's secure enough to appreciate you for the superior woman that you are. I like a strong woman.
- Ellie: Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Disco Cabbie: And you are a strong woman. If I was you, I would pull over with me and celebrate our strength together. What do you think about that, baby?
- Ellie: This...” (continue)(continue reading)

Janeane Garofalo - Ellie
Dave Chappelle - Disco Cabbie