“- Dave: You slept with my wife!
- Theo: You slept with me, too! And I've had confused feelings about that for ten years now!”
Matt Besser - Dave
Chris Parnell - Theo

“Yes, I'll go. Because a man in love with a woman doesn't have his right mind.”

William M. Holden - Peter Muncie

“In darkness, sometimes difficult to distinguish hawk from vulture.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Alfred Kralik: Are you disappointed?
- Klara Novak: Psychologically, I'm very confused... but personally, I don't feel bad at all.”

James Stewart - Alfred Kralik
Margaret Sullavan - Klara Novak

“Just like all dames, she don't know whether she's coming or going.”
Eddie Acuff - Bus Driver