“The paparazzi, they're the worst! They literally want the worst to happen to you — they want to live off your tragedy, your accident, your suicide, your death, even.”
Joan Rivers

“The paparazzi have gotten out of hand. If they could sell them, they would take pictures of one micturating [urinating].”
Richard Burton

The paparazzi follow me into the men's room. "Robin, could you hold it up? Could you make the puppet talk? Oh, you're having a movement? Oh, great! It's 'Live Stools of the Rich and Famous!'.

Robin Williams

“People follow me around, especially photographers. They want to see who I'm with... like if it's another girl. Or they'll hang around a few hours, to try and see if I'm leaving with the person I arrived with!”
Drew Barrymore

“One thing about how the media likes to show us at our worst is, you figure why be on best behavior all the time when all it takes is one slip-up?”
Robert Downey Jr.