“You might want to try believing in something bigger than yourself. It might cheer you up.”
Judah Friedlander - Toby Radloff

“I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come inta my life somehow. And He didn't. I don't blame Him. If I was Him I would have the same opinion of me that He does.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Ed Tom Bell

“You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God.”

Alec Baldwin - Jed

“Go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis, and you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November 17, and he doesn't like to be second guessed.”

Alec Baldwin - Jed

“God whispers into the ears of some men, but he shouts into mine.”
Ed Harris - Ludwig van Beethoven