“- Alex: Your ass is tanner than my face.
- Dante: It's not tan, kid, it's bronzed.”
Allen Covert - Alex
Peter Dante - Dante

“She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush.”
J. T. Walsh - Charles Bushman

“- Grace Heke: Why's everything so black, Toot?
- Toot: Don’t know, maybe cos we're all bloody Maoris?”
Mamaengaroa Kerr-Bell - Grace Heke
Shannon Williams - Toot

“Hey, we ain't duckin' you man. You're just so black we can't find you!”

Damon Wayans - James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper

“- Kathleen 'Kat' Harvey: I can see right through you.
- Casper: Yeah, kind of happens when you haven't got any skin.”

Christina Ricci - Kathleen 'Kat' Harvey
Malachi Pearson - Casper